Hope the holidays bring you millions of reasons to smile. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Near!

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Hope the holidays bring you millions of reasons to smile. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Near!

Read more at: http://christmaswishes.info

The real joke here?
How many people actually think that this post is about food.
:)

This is a backwards kind of meal for me.
I like to get my fill of the meat
Before you do the stuffing.

Kitchy…
Kitchy…Koooooo…….
(Just so you know…
I can do this
Forever.
Or at least
It will feel like it
to you.
Hehehe…)

Now, if you will excuse me, I need to find my ball gag and spurs…

It’s gonna be a bumpy ride!!

"Oh?  That wasn’t the stick you were referring to?
Well, yes… I know how to handle one of those, too.”

"Damn it, Barry!!  
I told you NOT to start without me!!”

♫”Life on the farm is kinda laid back…”♫

Someone obviously misunderstood the phrase “All or Nothing“.

He‘s just lucky I am such a patient Bitch.

And horny…
SO incredibly horny.

I do believe I have just happened upon the “Happiest Place On Earth”.
At least, as far as my tongue is concerned, that is.

The sea, the sea is calling me…..

To hell with the sea…

I just want that luscious piece of drift-wood!

Lucky for you, I have the codes to all the “Secret” Levels.

They came with the Preferred seating and VIP access.