Joshua: When I'm 61.... (long pause), I'll cook stuff.
Jason and I had just finished hanging a Pooh border up in the kids room. Joshua walked in and said, "Oooohhh, this is great! You did a good job! This is nice! This is wonderful!"
Lissa (talking to me): Daddy has a big nose. You and me and Joshua have a little nose.
Lissa: I need lots of snacks. Snacks keep me warm.
Lissa (looking at a box of chocolate pudding): Look! It has chocolate on it!
Me: that's because it's chocolate pudding.
Lissa: Oh, I love chocolate!
Lissa: Remember Josh, no getting in trouble.
Joshua: We have to make messes. That is our work.
Me: What should we do for Daddy on Father's Day?
Joshua: Um, watch a show for him.
Joshua: I like cold. It keeps me warm.
Joshua: Someday I'll have my own garbage can..... Like Lissa.
One day Joshua informed me that an elephant hit him and he got owied. Lissa said she walked past the elephant.
Joshua told me that Cookie Monster's home is far, far away in the T.V.
One day Lissa sat on the potty for almost an hour with no success. She finally decided she was done. Since we were about the leave we put a diaper on her. About one minute later she sighed and said, "Ahhh, that feels better." I asked, "Did you pee?" She replied with a sheepish grin, "Yeah."
After I let Joshua start the microwave he turned to Lissa and said, "I pushed the button Lissa!" She replied, "That's good Josh! You are so big!"
After seeing images of the royal wedding on TV, Lissa said, "I'm a princess!" Joshua said, "I'm a prince! Let's kiss!" After the kiss, they danced.
One evening Joshua was running around the house yelling, "I'm a cowboy!" Lissa was running around saying, "I'm a pretty princess!"
When Jason needs to shave, Lissa says, "Daddy, take the crust off."
Joshua once informed me that Dora lives in Netflix.
Jason was sick one Sunday so I took the kids to Church by myself. During Sacrament meeting I did something that made Joshua laugh. Lissa looked at me very seriously, put her hand on my shoulder and said, "Mama, you need to be really quiet."
Piano student (upon seeing a game on TV): Oh, is this March Madness?
Joshua: No, it's basketball.
While watching Dr. Seuss Joshua saw Thing One and Thing Two and exclaimed, "Look! There's Lissa and Joshie!"
This last one has nothing to do with Lissa and Joshua, it just keeps cracking me up:
Two random girls walked into my classroom one day, started walking toward the practice rooms and asked, "Can we get to the Drama room through here?" I replied, "Well, you'll have to walk through a few walls..." They kept going until I stopped them and pointed out the walls.




