Holiday wishes come true

I always wanted to be smarter; think quicker on my feet, be able to do the Friday New York Times crossword puzzle, beat my wife at Scrabble (beat anyone at Scrabble for that matter). Well, thank you Santa. I woke up this morning with a second head grafted to my chest and boy do I feel smart.



I took it for a test drive today. We cut our teeth at the Mensa Convention down town, got bored after about 5 minutes and headed for the UN Meeting on Global Warming, Human Rights, and National Debt. Solved all of their problems in a couple of hours. (Yawn) and rounded out the day brokering a peace deal with all of the countries in the Middle East.

Yup all in a days work.

I think tomorrow well try to ramp it up a bit and solve one the the most challenging mysteries on our planet: Yes folks tomorrow we will figure out where all of the missing socks from the dryer have gone to.

I think I have an idea...

Protecting the Mill City From Evil and Stuff

"Rolls-dice-in-the-basement-with-metal-figurines-boy" & "Needs-to-pee-ten-seconds-after-getting-into-the-costume-girl", spreading justice like mayo in a Kosher deli. They are to villains as Canadians are to baby harp seals; mortal enemies! BEWARE EVIL DOERS! We are watching yooooouuuu!

(actually we're watching Dora the Explorer but your up next!)

***trusty pal "Wonder-dog-with-laser-beam-eyes" in the background, she'll lick you till your skin is gone. Just close your eyes and picture that, will ya! EEeeeessshhhh! ((shiver))

white flower... well it is isn't it?

belay on!

The REAL Sock Monkey

If I only had an eye patch and a parrot!

ferndulous, frondabulous, fiddlehead

finally a flower

Blogger has been givign me some grief so here is my photo...finally!

I told her you have to build up a tolerance to these things

To the point

about to eat you!

Perfect

I'm not sure how...but we did it!