I love it when Piglet comes out to play.

How's Your News meets Amy Sedaris from How's Your News? on Vimeo.

Sinéad O’Connor should still be scary for certain people.

She makes me homesick. But for where?

Woof woof…

RIP – Wendy Richard

Wendy Richard died yesterday. So Sad.

I first knew her from Are You Being Served?. I used to watch it on PBS after Letterman and later Conan O’Brien.

The theme tune of which was referenced in Ladytron’s Paco!. Watch it set to an PSA.

When I started spending a lot of time in London, I got hooked on EastEnders. Unfortunately, her character Pauline Fowler died soon after I became a fan.

So, so sad.

Plane, heave on to Gatwick.

Yippee! I’m off to London Anglo Terror for two weeks! Marky-mou, ‘Benders, fry-ups, Marky-mou! And wedding planning. Why won’t J.Lo return my calls? Why isn’t she called J.Lo anymore?

The venue:

And Parisa [Pillows for the People] has inspired me to learn how to embed music in this here dead-end blog. If you were at my birthday in December, you probably met Ben who’s in Fenech-Soler. They even got a write up in The Guardian in September!

The Fight - Fenech Soler

If anyone can send me a couple jars of Baconnaise, I’d be forever grateful.

Scotland pride is alive!

Even though I have a Scottish surname, I’ve never considered myself Scottish. Until now. I feel that I can final understand where that crass John Barrowman character is coming from. Watch out, Fiancé-mou, I’m wearing a kilt to the wedding!

I’m in training to be the best Hausfrau ever.

And this is the equipment I will be investing in to fulfil my dreams, because dreams are my reality.

My spirit is circumcised, my horn unblown.

Unless you walk in my moccasins, you have no right to judge.

[Everything Is Terrible]