I'm Confused. When Did Zac Efron Become A Man?

please throw me on the back of that truck and grudge fuck me. thank you.

What Can I Say? My Ass Is THAT Amazing.

well not mine. but hers i guess.

If I Were Her I Would Have Bent Over, Taken Out My Butt Plug, And Said Is This What You're Looking For?

and if i were him i would have kept knocking until i found crissy.

I Have No Words. I'm Too Busy Drooling.

I'm Bored. Lets Try Something New.

so any fan of my blog is familiar with my pic posts where i objectify hot guys and write about the nasty things i want to do to them. well now its your turn. using this pic as your inspiration come up with the nastiest, filthiest, but still fun thing you can and leave it in the comments section. ill pick my favorite and feature it in my next pic post.

but im warning you. chace is pretty and pink and i love him so be gentle.

Blond's Have More Fun, Crissy Has A Big Dick, And Jasmine Lennard Is My Hero.

so over the weekend i found out that my fave 90210 stud is coming out and i may need to get a bigger dildo to prepare for my eventual affair with crissy.

so i read a while ago that someone on 90210 was going to be gay but i assumed it would be someone i wouldnt care about because its always someone i dont care about. like on rubicon. why cant james badge dale be the cocksucker? anyway it turns out the powers that be have decided to take advantage of the gayest face on the show and are finally giving me a gay character to lust after. trevor donovan's teddy is going to be a poof. the good news is that trevor is the hottest guy on the show.

the bad news is the powers that be obviously have no fucking clue how gay culture works. if you watch the show you know that teddy was head over heals for silver but his dad didnt like her and told him to break up with her. and then teddy got pissed cause she broke up with him and tried to get her back. this is not gay. when you're gay and in the closet the biggest problem is the whole girlfriend thing. you dont want one cause girls are icky but not having one makes your parents and everyone else ask questions. so its pretty much every gay guys wet dream to have parents insist you not date anyone so you can focus on your tennis career. then you wait until you go to wimbeldon and fuck novak djokovic. you do not go out of your way to get a girlfriend!!!!!

also this is supposed to be his boyfriend.

eh. hes not ugly but he doesnt give my manpuss palpatations. but i guess you take what you can get when you're in the closet like trevor er i mean teddy.

but really. she's so pretty. i think she could do better. lets just hope liam gets drunk one night and they fool around.

i want to eat your penis.

trevor that purse doesnt go with your shirt.

it would however go with this pink shirt. fag.

excuse me while i go play with myself.

okay im back. so now on to a very important matter of business. is he top or bottom?

well here he looks really excited to get fingered by that....thing. but that doesnt mean anything. those guys on sg4ge let girls play with their buttholes all the time but they always do the fucking.

but here hes practically shoving his ass in this guys crotch.

yeah hes a bottom. why do the ones i like always take it up the ass?

speaking of cum holes. heres crissy blowing me a kiss all the way from madrid. i love you too crissy!!!!!

why cant that be my cock?

i hate this bitch.

crissy: i think i might be gay. i really hate your pussy and ive been thinking about cock all day.

crissy - please can i fuck tim in the ass?
bitch: no!

so if anyone knows any hot portuguese guys who look like crissy please send them my way cause this bitch is seriously cock blocking.

So Apparently Every Fag Was Invited To The Teen Choice Awards But Me.

no really. every twink ive ever had a wet dream about was there. the fagalicious chace crawford.

that other fag taylor.

and my new favorite fag david archuleta.

so as you can see david is quite pleased to be next to the rather studly john cena.

hes smiling cause john is telling him what hes going to do him in bed later that night.

it looks like john is about to whack him across the ass but david doesnt seem to mind. kinky bitch.

but now david seems a little nervous since john is threatening to shove that bottle up his ass.

but that wouldnt scare taylor who is a rather experienced bottom. im sure he could fit that hole surfboard up his sloppy ass.

so does wanting to have a threesome with these two making me bi? i dont want to fuck her. i just want to stare at her naked.

so do we think hes well hung? i dont care. i just want him in my mouth.

now more importantly do we think these two have fucked each other yet? and even more importantly which one is the top? oh who am i kidding. rob is totally the top. and i bet taylor likes it hard.

gotta love that ass. looks like hes squeezing. robs cum must still be up there.

oh chace. i just want lick your face. after i cum on it. in fact lets all cum on his face. i think he'd like it.

as if we needed any more proof that chace likes to shove that pretty pink penis in boy holes here he is looking rather happy to be standing next to zac efron.

and now its time to play everyone's favorite game whose hole is puckering: the zefron edition.

zac of chace? totally zac. chace is still playing it cool. zac looks like hes just experienced his first anal orgasm.

zac or david? david. zac is still thinking about that anal orgasm. david is about to run to the bathroom to clean up all the ass spooge.

okay i get it. your ass is so close to zac efron you could mount his cock. stop rubbing it in my face. cunt.

seriously? ugh!!! i hate this bitch. first zac makes his ass tatum and now hes about to get double penetrated by zac and john cena?!?!?! ive got total ass envy.

okay i need to stop talking about all the twinks i didnt get to fuck this week.

lets move on to true blood. spoilers bitches.

We Should All Take Blowjob Lessons From Shia Labeouf.

seriously. look at him deep-throat that banana. im jealous.

so when is gossip girl coming back? cause im in serious chace withdrawal.

sometimes looking at him just makes me cry. cause hes so pretty and i love him so much and i know he may never love me back and hes probably straight.

oh who am i kidding. strut girl!

and from someone whose ass lights up the world to someone whose smile lights up the world. lets all fap to some pics of crissy.

again with the tongue. its like hes doing it on purpose to torture me.

oh crissy. did you get cum in your eyes again?

crissy you really need to cum munch on my ass. it tastes like magic.

later cunts!

Now That I'm In An Open Relationship I'm Inviting These Guys Over. Two For My Ass And One For My Mouth.

if i have to tell you who this is you dont deserve to be gay.

he must be wearing a hat cause his ass is tired from being raped everywhere he goes.

since you're puckering can i go ahead and sit on your face now?

so my obsession with leandro maeder has been reignited after seeing his episode of rachel zoe again a couple of weeks ago.

work it girl!!!!!

is it wrong that im licking my computer screen right now?

his bulge looks small but thats fine. he can just shove that cell up my ass.

and now im puckering.

oh my god becky look at that butt!!!!!

so while chace and leandro are in my ass nick will be fucking my mouth.

put it in your mouth! put it in your mouth!!! no wait. those arent good for you. put me in your mouth!!!

so by now i think it should be clear that seeing a guy sitting down with his legs spread makes me get on my knees and start blowing. if he wants me to or not. ask rm.

oh god. that tongue. just stick it in my ass.

well i hope you guys enjoyed that. i have to go find a penis to swallow.