As we have told some friends and family about some of the funny and cute things Ryan says, we have been asked to put some of them on the blog.
Here it goes:
Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for teaching him these things.
"Blacky (the name of his toy horse), you crap face!" Courtesy of Sandlot
"Mom, I'm so tired of the car!"
"Okay mom, I won't ever call you a fart smeller again, ever!" Courtesy of Sandlot
In church one day he yelled, "Mom, put my sister down!"
"Stop it you SPACE TOY....ahhhh!"
This one is said with tons of attitude as if Space Toy is some terrible insult. He also tends to roll his eyes while saying this.
Last night at dinner he looked at his sippy cup and proceeded to yell, "And I don't get any ice?!?"
Me: "Ryan stop whining."
R: "No!"
Me: "I didn't think big boys were whiners" (I thought reverse psychology would work)
R: In a completely whiny voice, "Well, right now I'm not a big boy so I can!"
When he does something he is proud of or excited about he says, "Ha Ha, Oh ya"
Like yesterday I gave him peaches with his lunch and he looked at Halle and said, "I got peaches. Ha Ha, Oh ya!"
"I'm gonna stomp you!" (This one took him out of nursery one week)
"Mommy/Daddy, I love you most."
While we were on our way to Idaho last week we had this conversation:
Me: "If you need to use the bathroom be sure to tell us okay?"
Ryan: "Okay because I can't go pee in my carseat, huh?"
Me: "No that would be yucky. Please tell us and we will stop."
Ryan: "But I can wooo in my carseat, huh?" Before I could answer he made this funny face and said while laughing hysterically, "I just wooed (sp)!"
Thanks for teaching him this one Grandpa Birdie!
"Get away you goofy dogs!"
Yesterday he ran up to one of his cousins that he was meeting for the first time, got right in his face, and said in a demanding tone, "Do you play ball? Do you?"
"I'll be rigggght back, Okay?" He says this when he is trying to go do something he knows he shouldn't.
Me: "Ryan what are you doing?"
Ryan: "Umm, I'm just doing nothing" (Usually when he is getting into trouble)
We love our little Ryan but he is definitely a ball of fire! If you have met him I am sure you have laughed out loud at some of the things he says. He really has a funny personality!
I added these recent pictures so you can all have a glimpse at his funny personality!
Love you Ryan!