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Weeknotes: 2026-W25

In which everything stinks of shit

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Weeknotes: 2026-W24

In which I start a new notebook and get talked back from declaring war on trees

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Weeknotes: 2026-W23

In which there are birds, both alive and dead, as well as the stinky cat piss Cabbage Tree

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Weeknotes: 2026-W22

In which I run, rescue a jackdaw, and revel in a teenage killing spree

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Weeknotes: 2026-W21

In which the washing machine breaks down

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Weeknotes: 2026-W20

In which I notice weather

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Weeknotes: 2026-W19

In which I gain confidence and confiscate a starling

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Weeknotes: 2026-W18

In which I boss work and overhear bird murder

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Weeknotes: 2026-W17

In which I complete mandatory work training and observe the most epic goose. Not at the same time. Sadly.

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Weeknotes: 2026-W16

In which I take stock of the garden

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Weeknotes: 2026-W15

In which I, once more, curse Microsoft and tiptoe lightly through forget-me-nots

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Weeknotes: 2026-W14

In which the clocks do that thing and crows enjoy the storm

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Weeknotes: 2026-W13

In which I am not jealous

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Weeknotes: 2026-W12

In which some things cannot be avoided forever

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a bottle of caesar dressing with a black handled knife stabbed into it

Weeknotes: 2026-W11

In which film goes missing and the Japanese win at stationery

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Weeknotes: 2026-W10

In which I offer proof we made it through winter and celebrate birdsong

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Weeknotes: 2026-W09

In which I get sick

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Weeknotes: 2026-W08

In which I am aghast at the cost differences in LLMs

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Weeknotes: 2026-W07

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Weeknotes: 2026-W06

In which I go to the library, get a cold, and indulge in shameless self-promotion

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Weeknotes: 2026-W05

In which I try to convince my wife it's too early to do gardening

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Weeknotes: 2026-W04

In which I am internet popular and survived a week of work

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Weeknotes: 2026-W03

In which I promise to do better

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Weeknotes: 2026-W02

In which I seriously consider writing my own CMS

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Weeknotes: 2026-W01

Weather talk in The Betwixtmas

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Weeknotes: 2025-W52

In which I turn into my dad

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Weeknotes: 2025-W51

In which I get sick

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Weeknotes: 2025-W50

In which I am startled awake and become an “AI Champ” (unrelated)

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Weeknotes: 2025-W49

In which I win a couple of trophies, work very hard, and learn about a local celebrity

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Weeknotes: 2025-W48

In which I go for a walk and excel in a workshop

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Weeknotes: 2025-W47

In which I lament the lack of snow, set up a local server, and prep for an important workshop

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Weeknotes: 2025-W46

In which it's a bit blowy

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Weeknotes: 2025-W45

In which I yammer about the moon, bats, and a broken camera

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Weeknotes: 2025-W44

In which I see the stars and revisit 2015 for some email best practice documentation.

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Weeknotes: 2025-W43

In which I hear a pheasant and engage in the Sisyphean task of raking leaves

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Weeknotes: 2025-W42

In which I appreciate the most autumnal of weeks and we leave our old office

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Weeknotes: 2025-W41

In which I bin a fortnight's worth of work, fail to photograph the moon, and curse the woods

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the very tops of maple trees with their leaves turning red

Weeknotes: 2025-W40

In which I discuss the weather and the seasons and the birds

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Weeknotes: 2025-W39

In which I appreciate my senses

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Weeknotes: 2025-W38

In which I come home (just)

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Weeknotes: 2025-W37

In which I curse Microsoft

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Weeknotes: 2025-W36

In which I hear cute birds, write codez, and watch Davina McCall

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Weeknotes: 2025-W35

In which I peep on horny pigeons and engage in other unhinged behaviour

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Weeknotes: 2025-W34

Birds and work and missing women

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Weeknotes: 2025-W33

In which I hear a new bird and find a new book

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Weeknotes: 2025-W32

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Weeknotes: 2025-W31

In which I get pooped on

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high contrast black and white photograph of a bright but cloudy sky framed by the silhouette of a rosebush, a hedge, and the very edges of a giant maple tree

Weeknotes: 2025-W30

Pitchlandia™

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Weeknotes: 2025-W29

In which I'm useful at work, grow beans, and start planning my personal book tracker

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Weeknotes: 2025-W28

In which I drink tea, get compliments, and stretch my lower back

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Weeknotes: 2025-W27

In which I achieve my employment high score and enjoy being in the garden

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Weeknotes: 2025-W26

In which I harvest vegetables and learn about neuroscience.

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Two years of weeknotes

Reflecting on 104 weekly reflections

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Weeknotes: 2025-W25

In which I'm hot, old, and grateful

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Weeknotes: 2025-W24

In which I talk kestrels and cameras, lightning and literature

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Weeknotes: 2025-W23

In which I boss work and dance in the rain

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Weeknotes: 2025-W22

In which I wallow in the sound of bells and the smell of piss

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black and white film photograph of one of the weird spiky tentacles growing out of the New Zealand Cabbage Tree

Weeknotes: 2025-W21

In which I enjoy work and face the awful Cabbage Tree

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Weeknotes: 2025-W20

In which I observe birds, singers, and data

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Weeknotes: 2025-W19

In which I wax lyrical about gardening and PowerPoint. Except not PowerPoint.

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Weeknotes: 2025-W18

In which I have a nice time with my wife and discover vampirates.

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grainy underexposed black and white photograph with light leaks of the vicarage roof through the branches

Weeknotes: 2025-W17

In which I wax lyrical about family photographs and e-book management

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Weeknotes: 2025-W16

In which I have an unexpected surprise while gardening and write guidance documentation

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Weeknotes: 2025-W15

In which I discuss the plants and animals in and around my garden

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black and white photograph of a very grand looking stone cathedral behind two trees. one is light and full of blossom, the other gnarled like flaky leather

Weeknotes: 2025-W14

In which we visit Chester, listen to birds, and tidy the garden

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small white plum blossom photographed from below against a clear blue sky

Weeknotes: 2025-W13

In which I offer proof we've made it through winter

Weeknotes: 2025-W12

In which I do good work

Weeknotes: 2025-W11

In which I write code, install software, and touch grass

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Weeknotes: 2025-W10

In which I get poetic about daylight and bought new glasses

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Weeknotes: 2025-W09

In which I heard lovely things

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Weeknotes: 2025-W08

In which I was sick, happy with work, and found some lovely ambient music

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Weeknotes: 2025-W07

In which I make a café finder, learn things, and reminisce.

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Weeknotes: 2025-W06

In which I think about goals, targets, and statistics

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Weeknotes: 2025-W05

Black metal, sad coffee, and juggling!

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Weeknotes: 2025-W04

In which I tweak my site's theme again

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Weeknotes: 2025-W03

Danceable mosh glitch, Love Island, and not hating on Apple products

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black and white photograph of a wintery landscape with gentle hills, pylons, and skeletal trees dusted in deep snow

Weeknotes: 2025-W02

Snow, snow, and gothic superstars

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Weeknotes: 2025-W01

The one with the snow that wasn't

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Weeknotes: 2024-W52

Definitely weaknotes this week

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Weeknotes: 2024-W51

In which I save Christmas

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Weeknotes: 2024-W50

Owl, Eeyore, and being robbed at the awards

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Weeknotes: 2024-W49

Mostly about trees. Mostly.

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Weeknotes: 2024-W48

Release the Bublé!!!

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Weeknotes: 2024-W47

Snow! Actual snow!

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Weeknotes: 2024-W46

Foggy walks and Irish horses

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Weeknotes: 2024-W45

Problematic 90's TV, fireworks, and broken cameras

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Weeknotes: 2024-W44

Halloween, road trip, fog, and ramen.

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Weeknotes: 2024-W43

Disease, faeces, and the glory of god. No, really!

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Weeknotes: 2024-W42

A shed load of new music, terrible weather, and family visits

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Weeknotes: 2024-W41

Geese and disaster (unrelated)

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Weeknotes: 2024-W40

Ultramax and autumnal music

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Weeknotes: 2024-W39

Secret waterfalls and sad hats

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Weeknotes: 2024-W38

Is there anything more British than talking about the weather?

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leaves on a sycamore tree turning red against their still green compadres

Weeknotes: 2024-W37

The Red Creep™ and other stories

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Weeknotes: 2024-W36

A nice quiet week chilling out in North Wales.

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Weeknotes: 2024-W35

New music in a quiet week

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Weeknotes: 2024-W34

Sunsets and powercuts

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Weeknotes: 2024-W33

The Charles and Diana of our time, Australian metalcore, and more…!

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Weeknotes: 2024-W32

New follows, old projects, Ad Infinitum

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Weeknotes: 2024-W31

New music, new books, and old cars

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Weeknotes: 2024-W30

Kydia, old rivalries, and those bloody crows

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Weeknotes: 2024-W29

New music, new words, new flowers, new birds

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Weeknotes: 2024-W28

Fonts, running, steam engines, and alternative uses for ground cinnamon

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Weeknotes: 2024-W27

First weeknotes under a Labour government

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Weeknotes: 2024-W26

Not running and other nopes

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Weeknotes: 2024-W25

Welome to my gardening blog

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Weeknotes: 2024-W24

Crows, new singles, and crime-solving sheep

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Weeknotes: 2024-W23

Islands of love, dreams of Delphi, and cutting of hair

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Weeknotes: 2024-W22

Knitwear, bats, and gardening update

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Weeknotes: 2024-W21

The Three R's — rain, reading, and wrens

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Weeknotes: 2024-W20

Camera trouble, French funk, and making full use of the garden.

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Weeknotes: 2024-W19

Community, gardening, and the greatest song contest ever.

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Weeknotes: 2024-W18

New flowers and old television

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Weeknotes: 2024-W17

Cover versions, onboarding, and light aircraft

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a small cluster of forget me nots

Weeknotes: 2024-W16

Native wild flowers, mice, and lush pop music

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Weeknotes: 2024-W15

A busy week at work and some cool new music

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Weeknotes: 2024-W14

Hello Oriental, Storm Kathleen, and Bank Holiday

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Weeknotes: 2024-W13

DIY and photography confidence

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Weeknotes: 2024-W12

Back to work, identifying birds, and deadly Irish music.

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Weeknotes: 2024-W11

Moving house and not chasing followers

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Weeknotes: 2024-W10

A new hope, web tinkering, and that Christmas feeling

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Weeknotes: 2024-W09

I have been so busy

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black and white photograph of a face spray painted on a wall with a wonky mouth, crosses for eyes, and hair or a crown

Weeknotes: 2024-W08

Gingerbread lattes, claymation, and the intoxicating combination of alcohol and throwing sharp objects

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view off the bridge down the river between bushes to the left and a long brick building to the right shot in black and white

Weeknotes: 2024-W07

Photography in the rain, Mancunian punk, and a gorgeous keyboard

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Weeknotes: 2024-W06

A good week at work, the Grammys are garbage, and yay for the IndieWeb!

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Weeknotes: 2024-W05

Garlic sauce, carbon calculators, and Matthew McConaughey

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Weeknotes: 2024-W04

Photography, weather, and the most joyous music video ever.

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Weeknotes: 2024-W03

Ageing gracefully, reflections, and bloody PowerApps.

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Weeknotes: 2024-W02

Re-learning photography, Irish punk music, and nightmare plushies

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Weeknotes: 2024-W01

A slow start to the year

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Weeknotes: 2023-W52

The Betwixtmas

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Weeknotes: 2023-W51

Cursing Microsoft and eating New York pizza

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Weeknotes: 2023-W50

Pretty much just music and Christmas

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Weeknotes: 2023-W49

Train strikes, Christmas films, and deciding to simply not.

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Weeknotes: 2023-W48

Long hair, Christmas films, and flu jabs

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Weeknotes: 2023-W47

Controversial landmarks, Faroese atmospheric doom, and how I feel about Leon coffee

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Weeknotes: 2023-W46

This has been an emotionally draining week.

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Weeknotes: 2023-W45

Awards, Surviving Paradise, and good feedback.

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Weeknotes: 2023-W44

COVID

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Weeknotes: 2023-W43

Concept art, unsatisfied itches, and spicy assholes. Thankfully not related.

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Weeknotes: 2023-W42

Crosses, Dribbble, and chaotic academia

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Weeknotes: 2023-W41

Schadenfreude, Spline, and Svelte

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Weeknotes: 2023-W40

Last gardening day, UTM parameters, and a wall of music

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Weeknotes: 2023-W39

Baby turtles, vegetarian curry, and soul crushing embarrassment.

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Weeknotes: 2023-W38

New coffee, old memories, and impending sweater weather

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Weeknotes: 2023-W37

Rubber ducks, pianos, and Pot Noodles

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Weeknotes: 2023-W36

Temperature, temperature, and temperature

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Weeknotes: 2023-W35

North Wales, trepidation, and obscene sandwiches

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Weeknotes: 2023-W34

I hate technology but I like breakfast

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Weeknotes: 2023-W33

Internet fame and chiasmus

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Weeknotes: 2023-W32

Meat-free hot dogs, photography, and existential crisis of ethics (not mine).

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Weeknotes: 2023-W31

Is it still a Balloon Fiesta if there are no balloons?

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Weeknotes: 2023-W30

From the destroyer of worlds to wholesome local fun, here is what happened this week

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Weeknotes: 2023-W29

Pizza, icebreakers, and parents — oh my!

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Weeknotes: 2023-W28

Sugarless coffee and graphic design

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Weeknotes: 2023-W27

From the dizzying heights of a reduced electric bill to the soul crushing lows of getting a cold, it's my last week in review!

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Weeknotes: 2023-W26

My first weeknote. Let's see how long this lasts!

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