Weeknotes: 2026-W25
In which everything stinks of shit
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In which I start a new notebook and get talked back from declaring war on trees
In which there are birds, both alive and dead, as well as the stinky cat piss Cabbage Tree
In which I run, rescue a jackdaw, and revel in a teenage killing spree
In which the washing machine breaks down
In which I notice weather
In which I gain confidence and confiscate a starling
In which I boss work and overhear bird murder
In which I complete mandatory work training and observe the most epic goose. Not at the same time. Sadly.
In which I take stock of the garden
In which I, once more, curse Microsoft and tiptoe lightly through forget-me-nots
In which the clocks do that thing and crows enjoy the storm
In which I am not jealous
In which some things cannot be avoided forever

In which film goes missing and the Japanese win at stationery

In which I offer proof we made it through winter and celebrate birdsong
In which I get sick
In which I am aghast at the cost differences in LLMs
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In which I go to the library, get a cold, and indulge in shameless self-promotion
In which I try to convince my wife it's too early to do gardening
In which I am internet popular and survived a week of work
In which I promise to do better
In which I seriously consider writing my own CMS
Weather talk in The Betwixtmas
In which I turn into my dad
In which I get sick
In which I am startled awake and become an “AI Champ” (unrelated)
In which I win a couple of trophies, work very hard, and learn about a local celebrity
In which I go for a walk and excel in a workshop
In which I lament the lack of snow, set up a local server, and prep for an important workshop
In which it's a bit blowy
In which I yammer about the moon, bats, and a broken camera
In which I see the stars and revisit 2015 for some email best practice documentation.
In which I hear a pheasant and engage in the Sisyphean task of raking leaves
In which I appreciate the most autumnal of weeks and we leave our old office
In which I bin a fortnight's worth of work, fail to photograph the moon, and curse the woods

In which I discuss the weather and the seasons and the birds
In which I appreciate my senses
In which I come home (just)
In which I curse Microsoft
In which I hear cute birds, write codez, and watch Davina McCall
In which I peep on horny pigeons and engage in other unhinged behaviour
Birds and work and missing women
In which I hear a new bird and find a new book
In which I get pooped on

Pitchlandia™
In which I'm useful at work, grow beans, and start planning my personal book tracker
In which I drink tea, get compliments, and stretch my lower back
In which I achieve my employment high score and enjoy being in the garden
In which I harvest vegetables and learn about neuroscience.
Reflecting on 104 weekly reflections
In which I'm hot, old, and grateful
In which I talk kestrels and cameras, lightning and literature
In which I boss work and dance in the rain
In which I wallow in the sound of bells and the smell of piss

In which I enjoy work and face the awful Cabbage Tree
In which I observe birds, singers, and data
In which I wax lyrical about gardening and PowerPoint. Except not PowerPoint.
In which I have a nice time with my wife and discover vampirates.

In which I wax lyrical about family photographs and e-book management
In which I have an unexpected surprise while gardening and write guidance documentation
In which I discuss the plants and animals in and around my garden

In which we visit Chester, listen to birds, and tidy the garden

In which I offer proof we've made it through winter
In which I do good work
In which I write code, install software, and touch grass
In which I get poetic about daylight and bought new glasses
In which I heard lovely things

In which I was sick, happy with work, and found some lovely ambient music
In which I make a café finder, learn things, and reminisce.
In which I think about goals, targets, and statistics
Black metal, sad coffee, and juggling!
In which I tweak my site's theme again
Danceable mosh glitch, Love Island, and not hating on Apple products

Snow, snow, and gothic superstars
The one with the snow that wasn't
Definitely weaknotes this week
In which I save Christmas
Owl, Eeyore, and being robbed at the awards
Mostly about trees. Mostly.
Release the Bublé!!!
Snow! Actual snow!
Foggy walks and Irish horses
Problematic 90's TV, fireworks, and broken cameras
Halloween, road trip, fog, and ramen.
Disease, faeces, and the glory of god. No, really!
A shed load of new music, terrible weather, and family visits
Geese and disaster (unrelated)
Ultramax and autumnal music
Secret waterfalls and sad hats
Is there anything more British than talking about the weather?

The Red Creep™ and other stories
A nice quiet week chilling out in North Wales.
New music in a quiet week
Sunsets and powercuts
The Charles and Diana of our time, Australian metalcore, and more…!
New follows, old projects, Ad Infinitum
New music, new books, and old cars
Kydia, old rivalries, and those bloody crows
New music, new words, new flowers, new birds
Fonts, running, steam engines, and alternative uses for ground cinnamon
First weeknotes under a Labour government
Not running and other nopes
Welome to my gardening blog
Crows, new singles, and crime-solving sheep
Islands of love, dreams of Delphi, and cutting of hair
Knitwear, bats, and gardening update
The Three R's — rain, reading, and wrens
Camera trouble, French funk, and making full use of the garden.
Community, gardening, and the greatest song contest ever.
New flowers and old television
Cover versions, onboarding, and light aircraft

Native wild flowers, mice, and lush pop music
A busy week at work and some cool new music
Hello Oriental, Storm Kathleen, and Bank Holiday
DIY and photography confidence
Back to work, identifying birds, and deadly Irish music.
Moving house and not chasing followers

A new hope, web tinkering, and that Christmas feeling
I have been so busy

Gingerbread lattes, claymation, and the intoxicating combination of alcohol and throwing sharp objects

Photography in the rain, Mancunian punk, and a gorgeous keyboard
A good week at work, the Grammys are garbage, and yay for the IndieWeb!
Garlic sauce, carbon calculators, and Matthew McConaughey
Photography, weather, and the most joyous music video ever.
Ageing gracefully, reflections, and bloody PowerApps.
Re-learning photography, Irish punk music, and nightmare plushies
A slow start to the year
The Betwixtmas
Cursing Microsoft and eating New York pizza
Pretty much just music and Christmas
Train strikes, Christmas films, and deciding to simply not.
Long hair, Christmas films, and flu jabs
Controversial landmarks, Faroese atmospheric doom, and how I feel about Leon coffee
This has been an emotionally draining week.
Awards, Surviving Paradise, and good feedback.
COVID
Concept art, unsatisfied itches, and spicy assholes. Thankfully not related.
Crosses, Dribbble, and chaotic academia
Schadenfreude, Spline, and Svelte
Last gardening day, UTM parameters, and a wall of music
Baby turtles, vegetarian curry, and soul crushing embarrassment.
New coffee, old memories, and impending sweater weather
Rubber ducks, pianos, and Pot Noodles
Temperature, temperature, and temperature
North Wales, trepidation, and obscene sandwiches
I hate technology but I like breakfast
Internet fame and chiasmus
Meat-free hot dogs, photography, and existential crisis of ethics (not mine).
Is it still a Balloon Fiesta if there are no balloons?
From the destroyer of worlds to wholesome local fun, here is what happened this week
Pizza, icebreakers, and parents — oh my!
Sugarless coffee and graphic design
From the dizzying heights of a reduced electric bill to the soul crushing lows of getting a cold, it's my last week in review!
My first weeknote. Let's see how long this lasts!