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Crystal Martin
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Crystal Martin
@codermeow
Detroit raised me, St. Louis made me
Boston, MA
crystalmartin.co
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Mar 29, 2019
    You ever be writing JavaScript and then realize you don’t fucking know JavaScript?
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Nov 15, 2022
    Replying to @demonlunchmeat and @RossiSongo
    Literal crying and throwing up 🤣🤣🤣
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Nov 15, 2023
    Realizing I am old enough to remember paying $525 for rent is really depressing...it's mostly depressing because young folks do not have access to this kind of rent price really anywhere now and that is so incredibly shitty on so many levels for so many reasons.
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Aug 28, 2021
    Replying to @LRNROSE
    It be white people too. I’m literally eating a pork steak and drinking a beer why are you telling me about the black kids you mentored and how hard it must be for black kids. Go awwaaaaaaaayyyyyy
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Mar 18, 2022
    In general, clever code sucks.
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Feb 6, 2023
    Replying to @tinnkky
    Listen I’ve been rewatching living single and she has a new hairstyle every SCENE. Queen of the silk press.
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Aug 23, 2019
    Let me just say this, if you want someone to speak at an event, Do NOT tell them why this is a great opportunity for _them_. I am 32 years old, w/ 2 degrees, and a plethora of speaking experience. I also have a healthy, diverse network. Honey, this is a great opportunity for YOU.
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Jun 6, 2020
    I agonized over whether I should announce this, but after years of not taking myself seriously as a professional speaker, I finally launched my new website! I believe we can hold pain and joy in the same space. Still gone fight but chu can book me too!
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Jun 15, 2017
    Listen..."Sorry, Aunt Lydia" is about to be the new "Bye, Felicia" #HandmaidsTale #maidez
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Jan 19, 2022
    Replying to @techgirl1908
    I just got promoted to Principal!
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Jun 12, 2020
    I have a tech talk on Monday and I’m feeling like just putting Black Lives Matter in every single slide and just be like...yeah so JS promises...Kinda like those promises law enforcement made to protect citizens. Including black ones? Amirite? Mkay black lives matter next slide.
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Apr 17, 2021
    Your favorite business tech auntie cat mom angry black woman got new headshots 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Feb 8, 2023
    Is anyone else feeling a little…over front end development? I’m five years in and there’s all this complexity and when I’m done I’m just…staring at forms. Just lil form fields taking lil datas that send to lil apis. Am I the only one?
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    Crystal Martin
    @codermeow
    Apr 27, 2021
    Hello just came here to say that the respect and preservation of black people and our lives is not political. Me being able to live out my life is not political. A man having his neck kneeled on for 9 minutes is not a political matter. Black people staying alive is not political.

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