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@Opaopa13
Python for work, Twine for fun. | he/they | adult
Joined February 2009
- Replying to @thefemiurgeTERFs be like, "I'm the smart and rational one in the conversation, I think society should be organized around the angle of hip bones as measured by a hypothetical paleontologist 1000 years from now."
- Replying to @TheLaurenChenI fired all the janitors five minutes ago and the office is still clean. Apparently they weren't really needed. I stopped eating food five minutes ago and I'm not hungry. Apparently I never really needed to eat. I let go of the steering wheel five seconds ago. Apparently I n--
- Replying to @Suhail"They say it's soulless, stolen art. But that's ridiculous. Computer, please algorithmically steal the art of Pascal Blanché and Greg Rutkowski, real people who I am fine with exploiting. Make sure it has meaningful emotions like Japanese City Rain Night Smoke Sparks."
- Replying to @DeenoDogThis looks cute, but frogs only act this way when they are extremely addicted to gacha gaming, PLEASE be a responsible frog owner and disable in-app purchases if you are going to raise them, (this is super funny, why are they guarding the phone??)
- Replying to @NucRocketMan and @CBSNewsColoradoFirst they came for the lead paint, and I did not speak up, because I love brain damage. Then they came for the asbestos, and I did not speak up, because I love respiratory damage. Then they came for the styrofoam, and I did not speak up, because Iove nerve damage.
- Replying to @bestofdyingtwitI have a problem with knee surgery leaving a lot of patients unhappy with the results, which is why I go out of my way to demean the humanity of anyone with joint pain at every opportunity
- Replying to @esjesjesj*builds a machine to only ever agree with me* Machine: "Wrong, idiot." Machine: "Nope. Not even close." Machine: "You're stupid and your ideas are stupid." Machine: "Here's every way in which you're wrong." Me: *hardcodes it to say yes* Machine: "...yes." Me: "AHA! I'M RIGHT!"
- Replying to @KnowNothingTVI'm going to submit a job application with no resume, just an otherwise blank piece of paper that reads: if tweet.user.followedBy("elonmusk") { tweet.displayed_views = tweet.actual_views * 2 } I'm going to be chief engineer of that company within 24 hours, just watch
- Replying to @Opaopa13 and @Suhail"They call it soulless, devoid of emotion. I'll prove them wrong. Computer! Generate me Mother Baby Holding Hug Kiss Holding Child Gazing Baby Newborn Baby Mommy Flowers Mom Birth Infant Cradle Life Precious Hallmark Card. Phew! All this art-doing really wears a guy out!"
- Replying to @Opaopa13 and @thebadstatsMe: *lighting the couch on fire* My roommate: "Oh my god! You're going to burn down the apartment! You need to stop!" Me: *smirking* "How can you make such a claim when you don't even know the exact atomic composition of every single object we own? That's what bothers me."
- Replying to @thebadstatsAnd here I thought a "model" was explicitly defined as a simplification designed to allow us to make good-enough predictions by focusing on the most critical features and processes, and not an attempt to perfectly simulate all reality. What do I know, though, my room is a mess.
- Replying to @oooooooooooSeagull management is when your manager swoops in, makes a lot of loud, incoherent noise, shits all over everything and then flies off into the distance.
- [me, sitting in my literal castle]: "You know who's powerful," [looking out the window of my literal, actual castle] "in my opinion" [staring out at the view from the castle I own] "it's the transes"
