And before I go to bed, as always, Fuck Mel Gibson.
rob corddry
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rob corddry
@robcorddry
I’d make a fine little helper!
Location, location, location!
Joined December 2008
- Stop weighing Weinstein against Louis. Quit the narrative about who’ll be back. No “innocent until proven guilty” until someone is charged. All this preserves the toxic environment that allowed bad behavior. Instead preserve the safe space for victims to keep coming forward.
- And enough with letting Louis off the hook because he confessed. His standup is about humiliation. Getting off on masturbating in front of women is about humiliation. His confession was willfully humiliating. It’s all one. His confession is part of his compulsion
- My wife: Bill Cosby got 3-10 years. 12yo daughter: Who's Bill Cosby? My wife: He's a sexually violent predator... and America's dad. 12yo: He's probably a lot of peoples' dad. *pause* Me: You can quit school and do comedy if you want.
- Batman's an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade
- Stop making plugs that take up two spaces on a power strip. Your arrogance is astonishing.
- 8000 women marched on DC in 1913 and they won the right to vote. 500,000 estimated today in DC alone. #WomensMarch
- Feel bad for @realDonaldTrump Worked hard to become president and he's not really in charge. Not tremendous. Very sad #StopPresidentBannon
- Replying to @OliviaMesserI’ll be quoting this enough to convince myself it’s an original thought and that I’m a genius
- My wife: Pass me the saddest part of the paper please Me: The first section? My wife: No, Weekend Arts you fucking idiot Me: It’s Wednesday there is no- My wife: -Give me the whole fucking paper right now Me: Ok, but when I tweet this you’re gonna come off like the bad guy
- My sister Laura was supposed to give a TedX Talk last week. She didn’t make it. But it’s important that you have the chance to read it. To see life, as she said, “through the lens that was thrust upon her.” So here it is. I miss you Laura.
- Me: That star is Venus Daughter: Venus rhymes with penis Me: Yup Daughter: Speaking of penis... (I live infinite lifetimes of possibility in 1 second) Daughter: Penis rhymes with genius Me: No, but you’re my favorite daughter
- News breaking now: No evidence of wiretapping of Trump Tower. Means Trump is bad (sick?) guy.
- The Greatest Showman would have done better if PT Barnum had Wolverine claws. And if they called him Wolverine. And he fought crime and the movie was called Wolverine.
