Visual Consumer: 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

So it's Christmas and I'm way out of town and not posting much but this one I like

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Hipsters are like that, ya' know

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

Yikes!

Consistent, at least

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Heh

No thanks!

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Thanks, Jim!

You pervert!

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Boom, headshot!

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Scary thought of the day

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

More hotness for Duane at work

Sunday, December 13, 2009

So just for 5hits and grins...

So I was talking with a co-worker on Friday and the subject of Craig's List came up, in the context of what was probably a joke ad about an LCD TV that could be picked up for free because the dude's roomate had burned some gay porn image into the screen. Aside from the fact that LCD TVs don't burn like that, which put the hoax to the joke, the discussion turned to "have you ever used Craig's List?" My response was that I never had, aside from amusement from the sheer jackass nature of browsing it.

So just for 5hits and grins, I posted a personal on Craig's List yesterday. It was looking for a hook-up with an Asian female. I do have yellow fever. I digress.

Results were about what I expected:

3 -4 pimps replying with links to their wares, hyperlinks replaced with blah at [dot] whatever

One college chick who sounds like a freak and we may talk

Many scammers, who wanted me to sign on to dating sites or do some credit card related "age verification" scam

You get what you pay for with that stuff.