Before I get to scuba. Its bit late for this comment, but can I just say that last week, like the week with the Boston bombings and the plant explosion in Texas, was one of the more dramatic news weeks I remember in a while. I mean, in a bad way, it was pretty thrilling. Its not a good thing. But during the Boston news unfolding, the way modern news is, the instantaneous feedback and story telling, is exciting. The Boston thing in particular. I have resorted to Twitter for much of my news. The interesting thing about Twitter is that you start, or well I start at the oldest refreshed feeds, usually in like 4-6 hour windows. So as I scroll up through the feeds I get bits and pieces of news, like its actually unfolding in front me. And sometimes it actually is. Its raw and real. That is how I watched the Boston man hunt unfold. It was crazy, while it was happening, people were posting videos and pictures of cops with guns on their streets, at that very moment! Someone even posted a video of the actual shoot-out and I was watching it within minutes of it happening. Later feeds then gave details about one dead, still hunting the other. It was nuts! I am bit sick to admit it was exciting….something is wrong about that.
The thing that worries me even more, is that I don’t play video games and it was sad and sick but exciting to watch, for a culture that thrives on video game violence, this thing was like the real thing, in their streets. I actually think the way it has played out, glorified it and it may encourage future sensational events like this. I mean they were throwing homemade grenades at the police right there in the neighborhoods! I don’t blame video games for anything but I do fear that kids these days that are neglected, depressed, and completely hopeless sometimes see this as their only way to get attention and glory. Its frightening really. People in Australia just look at the US like its completely nuts!
Watching the news from another country provides such a unique perspective. Honestly, the US perception is wild, dangerous, cut throat. I mean, it isn’t that. But it is as well. I wasn’t able to see that so clearly from the inside. Its fascinating, and kind of sick. I mean every day we hear some crazy environmental disaster, a plant explosion, a gun fight, a terrorist attack, a nuclear threat. With claims of being “the greatest country in the world,” and I am not sure what standards anybody comes to that conclusion anymore, are we in denial about our own country? I mean, I only ask that because how can we change anything if we are constantly defending something as “the best system.” To change it means to admit it isn’t really the best. I have always found that to be very ironic. On the other hand, I think the US is at the forefront of the social media movement and leads the pack regarding technology and how its used, for better or worse. The US seems like a giant science experiment. Lets see what happens when EVERYTHING is goes public, exposed, and instant. I think its a bit unfair but other countries aren’t quite so willing to expose themselves and so the US news is so accessible and easy to watch. It gets a lot of air play. If it didn’t have so many tragic elements it would be deeply fascinating; I guess it is fascinating. I kind of feel like, the perception from over here, is that the rest of the world is watching one giant macro reality TV show, fascinated and entertained by the cleverness, the self destruction, the madness of it all. How can you not watch?! Seriously, it feels that way a bit. “Oh the silly US, they just had another mass shooting, how crazy. And they’re wanting to arm more people! This ought to be fun to watch” That is not far from the actual tone.
Okay, wow, that was not scuba! Yeah so I am now dive certified! Okay, so my thoughts on it are, that it was anxiety inducing to a degree that I underestimated. It caught me off guard how uncomfortable I was underwater. But you need to do it.
The week before I had to do 8-12 hours of e-learning to pass all the tests and material. I also underestimated how long it would take and found myself cramming on lessons that literally could mean life or death underwater. It was fine though, I passed.
The first day, I got up early for a 7 am start at the dive center. All was good, we headed out for the public pool. We went over all the gear, how to set it up, inspect it, all that stuff. Overwhelming moment #1, there is TONS of gear and apparatuses. Its a lot to have actually on your body and a lot to think about if something doesn’t go right. But before putting it all on we had to do 4 laps in an olympic pool, with no gear, just to see if we could swim. Overwhelming moment #2, I can’t swim. I mean, I can obviously swim, but I don’t swim well. I knew this but had that point driven into my brain, well my shoulders. I was exhausted from that. I don’t use those muscles. I don’t know how to breath and I usually just sink…..glad to get that behind me.
We then geared up and started doing some surface stuff, breathing tests, swimming with fins, adjusting the mask, putting the pack on with the buoyancy control stuff, the air, the weights, etc. That was fine; lots of gear but fine. Then we went underwater, easy enough. At first I was fine, I could breath, it was exciting, I was at the bottom of the pool. We had planned to be down there for maybe 15 min. After about 2 min, I freaked. My body panicked. Its not natural being under water, with your nose plugged. My instinct took over and my heart started pounding, I got nauseous, and almost passed out. I was seconds away from saying, “screw it, this isn’t for me.” But I sat on the bottom and waited it out. It eventually passed but it was still really uncomfortable for me. Most of the test were like, what happens if you lose your breathing regulator and it gets stuck behind you and you can’t find it? You kind of panic when you can’t find that thing. There are little techniques for stuff like that. Its actually really really helpful to go over it all. We practiced what happens if our air runs out. They actually turned off our air. I mostly did all those just fine.
Then we had to take our masks off and put them back on, which of course they are filled with water. But once I got my mask off I couldn’t breathe without breathing through my nose, so I was choking a little bit. I panicked again. I couldn’t get my mask on and had to sit and hold my nose with my eyes closed (contacts). I had to calm down, and concentrate on not breathing in my nose, which isn’t something I ever thought about before but its such a strong instinct, that is what I wanted to do underwater. But I did finally figure it out. It only took four times longer than everyone else. I am sure I looked silly holding my nose, eyes closed not doing anything. I was seconds away from just swimming to the surface. I also didn’t know your mask could easily be emptied of water, underwater. I really went in so blind with what it would actually entail.
On to the ocean. We get there, I am exhausted and feeling really uncomfortable about it; thinking this may not be for me. We get in the water, go down, and visibility is like 3-5 feet and super murky at best for that 3-5 feet. I freaked. It was so disorienting. I was horrified. It actually really scared me. I consumed 20-30% more oxygen than everyone else; I think because my breathing rate was so rapid. I didn’t like it. I was so happy to go home. It was a LONG day, like 14 hour day.
I didn’t want to go the next day. Seriously, I had no more interest. But I couldn’t pay for it, take all the tests, and not finish. But I was convinced I didn’t want to do it. We go out the second day to the ocean again and we had 3-4 dives scheduled, some just exploring dives and some tests of the stuff we did in the pool. I was so nervous about taking my mask off in the ocean.
But the water was much more clear the second day, I was more comfortable in the process and the gear. I wasn’t perfectly comfortable but once we went down I knew what to expect and was fine. I started having fun with it. We did the tests and I had no problems. I still didn’t like taking my mask off and putting it back on and clearing it but it wasn’t a big deal. Then we went for some cool dives and saw fish and a huge sea turtle. It was unbelievable. At one point we were all waiting for something, and I just sat down cross-legged on the ocean floor looking up at the bubbles and the light filtering down through the water. It was unreal! Right then, I was like, this can be done, its exhilarating, fun and I am feeling and seeing things I have never experienced. Its bizarre, being underwater. The feeling is not natural and you have to get used to it. But it is also probably the closest thing to flying (or dreaming), and it is a totally different world down there. Going from the surface to underwater is like entering through a nerd portal of another dimension. Its awesome. If you can tolerate the terror of the instinctive panic, I think Ebert’s should try scuba diving. I can’t wait to go dive in the reef. I am really hoping my GoPro will work and get some of the experience of it. Fingers crossed!
I don’t have any photos or videos from the certification class because I thought dealing with a camera would have been too much. So here is the one photo I took to commemorate the class. Its our breathing regulators hanging from the wall after we cleaned them.
The other photo is of me playing a musical chair, or bench rather. You had to hit them really hard to make it sound nice. I hope the people at the botanical garden liked my song. Today is a holiday and that is what I went and did with some friends today. Back to work tomorrow, which is a Friday. Seriously, having a Thursday holiday is lame….make it the Friday.


The last one was an early morning sunrise. The sunrises here are so vivid. There is about 5 min of intense orange light that fills my entire apartment. I love it.