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Thu February 05, 2026
	Tantrums, rancid meatloaf and family silver stuffed into underpants: latest Fark Party or telling serious Jewish history through family comedy. ¿Por qué no los dos? source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	0
	Loud noises on roof of high school Monday were just shifting snow, disappointing kids who were hoping for a miniature sleigh pulled by eight groundhogs source: levittownnow.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 1083: "Around the House 3". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share: Copy Link	12

Wed February 04, 2026
	Referee ejects entire section of fans during high school basketball game. Officials in youth sports everywhere say 'You can do that?' source: kfor.com \| share: Copy Link	8

	"Remember: If You Can't Say Something Nice, Hit the Ceiling Repeatedly," Says B.C. Thumper Owner source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	19
	The last US-Russian nuke pact is about to blow up as Skynet accesses its calendar app and pencils in a new Judgement Day source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Today is National Wicker Day, so whatever you do, avoid the bees source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	28
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this vacant upper deck source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Picture of deer carrying skull of its vanquished foe awarded best photo by People's Choice, Death Metal Tribune source: livescience.com \| share: Copy Link	37

	Egypt bans Roblox. What will they build pyramids with now? source: engadget.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Happy Birthday to the only actor to be killed on screen by an Alien, a Terminator, and an iceberg source: imdb.com \| share: Copy Link	93
	Trump wants to 'turn the page' on the Epstein files, but the problem is he's on the next page too, and the one after that source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	89
	Buried lede: ICE just released a 10 year old and her mom, both with active measles symptoms, to travel interstate back to where they live. Feature/Bug meme wanted for questioning source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	65
	Reward for info on Nancy Guthrie is in lost puppy territory source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	You know it's been a snowy winter when the local historic mansion is damaged by vandalism... and sledding source: levittownnow.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Medication for Restless Leg Syndrome can cause impulse control disorders, including compulsive gambling or shopping, hypersexuality, binge eating, and nose picking source: statnews.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	More incoming goodies after creepy hacker gets into pedo Epstein's personal email when his password was 'exposed' in files source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	92
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this pursuit source: cdn.crowdriff.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Oympics begin with a power outage source: usmagazine.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Look, up in the sky Bird? Plane? Illegal Immigrant? Meh, it's only Superman. This is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread, Invulnerable Edition source: farkfiction.net \| share: Copy Link	15
	Balacava-bearing bikers berate burb source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	24
	And you thought having your company credit card cancelled while at a conference was bad - imagine being a Washington Post reporter on assignment in a war zone source: bsky.app \| share: Copy Link	61
	This cozy little cottage is directly on the beach and has enough space for a couple of house guests source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	Peptides are the latest snake oil quackery for those who do their own research. You can pop 'em, snort 'em, or jab 'em in your gums source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Because where else would the deadliest tree in the world be? source: clickorlando.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	I knew him, Horatio source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	The Bellevue Elementary school boy's bathroom is fully equipped: Toilets, paper towels, mirror, urinal, gun, soap diWAIT what? source: kuow.org \| share: Copy Link	20
	Hard Rock Casino in Bakersfield becomes a crowd led version of Poker Face source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Air Ambulance charity is the cleanest in the UK. It is certainly uncontaminated by aircraft, medics, a base of operations, or official approval source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	14
	For good reason. Skin is a significant contributing factor to skin cancer, being linked to it in nearly 100% of cases source: theonion.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	When data showed that Kalshi users are suffering greater losses than on other platforms, Kalshi accused the data provider of extortion source: bsky.app \| share: Copy Link	59
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from....even more of the usual unusuals. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #776. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	55
	Florida man will be keeping his pimp-game tight and face-tattoo game even tighter for the next 27 years source: tampafp.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	"guys I am dating a fool but it's not mr bean" source: economictimes.indiatimes.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	All you Gen Zers whining about how hard it is to buy a house aren't even bothering to think about how hard it is for all those Boomers approaching retirement who just want to pick up a second or third home and can't as easily afford it anymore source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	111
	Man has been arrested three times for impersonating a police officer, represented himself at trial all three times, and won all three times. Judge hopes he'll quit while he's ahead source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Four people explain how to declutter your house, which apparently needs to involve more than 1) Getting a trash bag and 2) Throwing all the stupid, useless crap you have in it source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	The Washington Post: Democracy Dies in Layoffs source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	Today sucks and you cannot deny it source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Splitters are trying to steal the Pope's Hat source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Sled dog steals AP reporter's camera for a bit of fun source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	Firefighters are trying to extinguish a Minnesota lake source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Draco Malfoy becomes unlikely Chinese Lunar New Year mascot. "Share this image for good fortune." Some characters obviously just don't translate well source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	MAGAt in viral video who attacked kids holding protest is arrested. "none of that excuses parking your car in the middle of an intersection to get out and fight teenagers" source: kxan.com \| share: Copy Link	263
	How you can use plants to create a nature nook in your house that provides the benefits of going outside without doing so. Of course, it does require keeping plants alive. You may get a similar affect by surrounding your gaming chair with Lego trees source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Chef got fried. There will be a slight delay refilling your breadsticks source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	79
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this recreational space source: visitmadeira.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Meet Nix from Colorado's Humane Society of the Pikes Peak Region. He will be representing the shelter and Team Fluff this Sunday at Puppy Bowl XXII. Woofday Wetnose Wednesday hopes all the Puppy Bowl XXII participants find their forever homes soon source: 9news.com \| share: Copy Link	117
	Trump's "renovation" of the Kennedy Center will mimic his renovation of the East Wing source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	132
	Day 1,442 of WW3: with talks set to resume today in Abu Dhabi, Russia demonstrates its commitment to peace and esteem in which it holds █████ by launching a massive strike on Ukrainian energy infrastructure. This is your Wednesday Ukraine War thread source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	261

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