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Alton Brown
@altonbrown
Thyme Lord
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Joined May 2011
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Jan 9, 2023
    Could someone help me with a culinary question: what is “leftover bacon”?
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Jul 16, 2020
    Honestly, am I going to have to run for governor of Georgia? HAS IT COME TO THAT?
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Jan 16, 2023
    Guys, do you need another video about cleaning cast iron pans? Because, there sure is a lot of bad info out there.
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Nov 3, 2020
    I'M TALKING ABOUT PIPING SPAGHETTIOS INTO STALE TWINKIES AND EATING THEM NAKED IN THE SHOWER WITH A BOTTLE OF JAEGER
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Jun 8, 2024
    My company is suspending use of all @Adobe products until our attorneys have had time to thoroughly review the user agreement changes.
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Nov 3, 2020
    Turn off the lights and run 23 Slim Jims through the juicer.
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Nov 3, 2020
    So many Food Network people are like "oh, I'm going to braise short ribs in elderberry jam..." Screw that, I'm going to mainline moon pies and snort cheese powder!
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Jan 26, 2021
    Culinary truth: Nothing tastes better than a meal made by someone who loves you.
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Nov 3, 2020
    I think I blacked out. What'd I miss?
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Nov 4, 2020
    I'm not drunk. You're drunk.
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Oct 1, 2018
    Yes, @IngramElizabeth and I did in fact tie the knot this weekend.
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Apr 1, 2024
    How about everyone today just tweet about things they actually know something about. I’ll go first: scrambled eggs don’t need milk added to them.
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Nov 3, 2020
    I SAID "WHO'S WITH ME"?
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    Alton Brown
    @altonbrown
    Dec 4, 2019
    Anybody else out there just kinda sick of everything?

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