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Big Bette
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Big Bette
@bettemidler
I'M BACK BITCHES parody/burner
A mansion you can't afford
Joined December 2022
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Jun 10, 2025
    Replying to @SarahIronside6 and @jaejmcke
    (They're illegals, sweetie)
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Jul 18, 2025
    THE GOVERNMENT NOW HAS ACCRSS TO OUR GOVERNMENT DATA!!! IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE!
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    WarMonitor
    @TheWarMonitor
    Jul 17, 2025
    ICE given access to personal data of 79 million Medicaid enrollees, including home addresses and ethnicities. (AP) 95% of them are U.S. citizens. I tried to warn y'all.
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Jul 18, 2025
    Get on this, @Xfinity or I'll have both my fans cancel your service! I'm Bette Midler!
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Jul 21, 2025
    Maybe if you got a job instead of protesting in a mask all the time, you'd be able to help these animals, sweetie.
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Jul 28, 2025
    Agreed! Back in 1986, I used to let Danny Devito fingerbang me while we did the press tour for Ruthless People. It helped calm his nerves, but never truly brought me to completion.
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    Simu Liu
    @SimuLiu
    Jul 26, 2025
    manufactured hate for someone simply because they’re experiencing a moment of extreme visibility (ie a press tour they’re contractually obligated to do) is really fucking boring.
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Aug 18, 2025
    Give this guy a Purple Heart fir his efforts in fighting nazis on Twitter! #Hero #EveryoneIdontAgreeWithIsaNazi
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    your.vigilante
    @rizzleschmizzle
    Aug 18, 2025
    Replying to @JillianMichaels @lindyli and @hertake_podcast
    You don’t fight Nazis with “class” idiot
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Jul 24, 2025
    Replying to @JohnEkdahl and @Nessakins_
    I am like Pedro in that i have anxiety issues which cause me to spontaneously give handjobs to my attractive costars.
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Jul 17, 2025
    In my defense, I was never relevant.
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    Barney Cornett
    @BarneyCorn86917
    Jul 17, 2025
    Replying to @bettemidler
    What does Bette Midler, Cher, Rosie O'Donnell & Barbara Streisand have in common? They are all unhinged narcissists who are absolutely irrelevant today & have been for 20 years or more! They believe that they are "cool & with it", but it's actually quite sad & pathetic!
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Mar 29, 2025
    Replying to @simonpapworth and @DefiyantlyFree
    Honey, I don't think the US has taken orders from you for about 250 years. Isn't it time for you to face Mecca and pray?
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Aug 3, 2025
    Replying to @sirencrave
    Jennifer Love Bacon
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Jan 9, 2025
    Replying to @laylaLawGisiko
    I think we can all be thankful that the guy was released by police, and gets a second chance on the streets tonight!
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Dec 17, 2024
    If Trump likes him, then I hate him! Although he IS a Democrat... Damn it. Let me ask Rob Reiner what to think and I'll get back to you.
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    Occupy Democrats
    @OccupyDemocrats
    Dec 16, 2024
    BREAKING: Stunning new report reveals that Donald Trump's top choice to lead FEMA is Democratic Representative Jared Moskowitz — an uncharacteristically sane and competent pick for the MAGA president-elect. According to sources who spoke to CNN's Kristin Holmes, Moskowitz has a
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Jul 16, 2025
    They were mostly peaceful beheadings
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    Roseanne Barr
    @therealroseanne
    Jul 16, 2025
    They’ll just wait it out in silence like they do with all the Christians being beheaded around the world.
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    Big Bette
    @bettemidler
    Feb 14, 2025
    Replying to @VictoriaJustice
    I did twice this afternoon
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