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Bill Maher
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    Bill Maher
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    Jun 13
    Being straight-up crazy is just not a dealbreaker anymore in politics.
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    Bill Maher
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    May 21, 2022
    If this spike in trans children is all biological, why is it regional? Either Ohio is shaming them or California is creating them.
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    Bill Maher
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    Nov 7, 2018
    Could ONE reporter ONE time say to Trump when he complains the press is negative and hostile (as he's doing right now), "Sir, its because you LIE and we have to report that. Don't lie and we won't be so "negative". ONCE please?
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    Bill Maher
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    Apr 30, 2022
    .@elonmusk tweeted: "I'm buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in." It's all fun and games Elon until Hunter Biden gets his head stuck in the vending machine.
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    Bill Maher
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    Sep 13, 2025
    Trump went out to dinner, and people started to gather around him, chanting, "You're the Hitler of our time!" He's not Hitler, and calling somebody Hitler just makes it a lot easier to justify things like assassination. Let's put that shit away.
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    Bill Maher
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    Apr 11, 2020
    China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus #WetMarkets
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    Bill Maher
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    Aug 10, 2019
    I'm curious, how do you see a TV show "by accident"?
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    Donald J. Trump
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    Aug 10, 2019
    Got to see, by accident, wacko comedian Bill Maher’s show - So many lies. He said patients in El Paso hospital didn’t want to meet with me. Wrong! Had really great meetings with numerous patients. Said I was on vacation. Wrong! Long planned fix up of W.H., stay here rather than..
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    Bill Maher
    @billmaher
    Apr 12, 2025
    Twelve days ago, I had dinner with President Trump, a dinner that my friend @KidRock set up because we share the belief that there has to be something better than hurling insults from 3000 miles away.
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    Bill Maher
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    Nov 5, 2017
    Don't forget to set clocks back so we get an extra hour of laying in bed, staring at the ceiling and wondering how everything turned to shit
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    Bill Maher
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    Apr 20, 2024
    It turns out for pedophiles in Hollywood, "It's A Small World After All."
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    Bill Maher
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    Oct 14, 2025
    The fact that this issue hasn't gained public attention is amazing.
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    Bill Maher
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    Dec 29, 2018
    Why can’t Democrats learn to do what Republicans do and just repeat 1 point that seals your case, as: “You said Mexico wld pay for the wall”...just say that 1 thing and nothing else till this mess is over! What else needs to be said?
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    Bill Maher
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    Nov 16, 2024
    It's amazing how an election loss, even as big as this one, still doesn't put a dent in the thinking that lost it.
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    Bill Maher
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    Feb 4, 2023
    If you're part of today's woke revolution, you need to study the part of revolutions where they spin out of control.
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