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Mike Birbiglia

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Mike Birbiglia

@birbigs

My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.

Joined June 2008

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Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Jul 31, 2025
Such a special episode of Working It Out with the legendary Bob Odenkirk. So brilliant. So much creative insight. So much heart. Full video on YouTube now.
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Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
May 1, 2022
I’ve always respected @Trevornoah so much but this closing speech from the White House correspondents’ dinner is particularly spectacular.
NowThis Impact
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Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Nov 27, 2020
It is my religious right to not wear a seatbelt. Also, I can crash into other cars. Also, I can dump poison into my local reservoir. I’m sorry but that’s what my religion is.
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Oct 4, 2020
My tax dollars are paying for someone who paid almost nothing in the taxes to get the best medical treatment in the world. I'm not gonna hold a grudge, I'm just gonna vote.
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
May 4, 2017
Never trust a chef who won't eat his own food.
The Hill
@thehill
May 4, 2017
JUST IN: ObamaCare repeal bill contains exemption for members of Congress and their staffs hill.cm/nPH6pef
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Apr 28, 2021
Doctors and scientists have spent their entire professional lives laboring over their work so that you could have a vaccine in a crisis like this but, sure, go ahead and not take the vaccine because you read 3 articles. 🥇
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Sep 29, 2020
NBC is where Trump pretended to be a good businessman and Cosby pretended to be a good dad.
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Aug 16, 2020
“I can’t win so I’ll just cheat.” 38%: I like this guy.
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Aug 28, 2020
I know so many entertainers who stay out of discussing politics and don't speak their mind about the corruption we're witnessing in the White House because it's bad for business. My hat is off to @JimGaffigan. We all have to stand up to the incompetent bully in the White House.
Jim Gaffigan
@JimGaffigan
Aug 28, 2020
I dont give a fuck if anyone thinks this is virtue signaling or whatever. We need to wake up. We need to call trump the con man and thief that he is.
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Nov 14, 2020
Dear streaming platforms, Please play the credits. They're part of the movies. You should know this. Your company acquires the rights to movies. Don't you like movies? Sincerely, People Who Like Movies
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Feb 14, 2020
"This restaurant serves food or shit. Which would you like?" "I only want my FAVORITE food. Otherwise, shit." - America 2020
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Nov 7, 2020
On repeat.
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Jan 1, 2021
Satire is officially over.
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
Feb 7, 2021
You know what they say: if you want someone to tell the truth, sue them for 3 billion dollars.