Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a cryptotrader to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “buy bitcoin" helps
Whalebot Web3
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The #1 Artificial Intelligence in the world. Telegram & Discord bot for tracking markets. The best and #1 telegram Bot. t.me/cryptowhalebot #DEFI #bitcoin
Joined August 2017
- 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 18,570 BTC ($1,000,000,000) transferred from your weak ass hands to Michael Saylor's Wallet
- 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 3,318 BTC ($159,486,306) transferred from your bitch ass hands to @jack
- Bought 1,500 bitcoin in 2011 for $2.87 each. I will pick 5 random people who retweet this and give one to each of you. Merry Christmas. 🎅 #Bitcoin
- 💵💵💵💵💵💵1,000,000,000 $USDT ($1,000,000,000 ) minted at Tether Treasury because fuck you bears Tx: gfy bears
- FUCK THIS I'M OUT. I LISTENED TO FLOOD [BITMEX] AND THE CRYPTO DOG ON TWITTER AND MARKET LONGED AT 50X LEVERAGE ON BITMEX YESTERDAY. NOW I'M FUCKING LIQUIDATED..AGAIN.. I'M DONE WITH CRYPTO FOR GOOD. I'M NEVER DEPOSITING "JUST ANOTHER $1000" ON BITMEX. FUCK THIS FUCKING SCAM.
- 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 14,892 BTC ($483,449,300) transfered from Coinbase to @elonmusk's pocket change wallet tx:
- 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨127,472.5 $ETH (168,579,831.80 USD) transferred from unknown hacker’s wallet to asian on-chain short wallet
- When Bitcoin was at $20,000 everyone wished they could have bought it at today’s prices. There’s a lesson there.
- Whale alert! 🐋 Someone moved 112,027 BTC ($935M) in block 599,361
- 🚨 100,000,000 USDT ($100,000,000) transferred from Unknown to Binance to buy Dogecoin
- FUCK THIS I'M OUT. I LISTENED TO CRYPTOCOBAIN ON TWITTER AND MARKET LONGED AT 50X LEVERAGE ON BYBIT YESTERDAY. NOW I'M FUCKING LIQUIDATED..AGAIN.. I'M DONE WITH CRYPTO FOR GOOD. I'M NEVER DEPOSITING "JUST ANOTHER $1000" ON DERIVATIVES. FUCK THIS FUCKING SCAM.

