Hi! My new book, Everything Is Tuberculosis, comes out March 18th. I'm signing 100,000 copies of it. You can preorder your signed copy today at everythingistb.com or wherever books are sold.
Hi, @elonmusk. Is there a way that I/you can unverify my account so that I can change my name? I am accustomed to changing my name seasonally and I find this business of being forced to be merely John Green 100% of the time a little stifling.
The Fault in Our Stars has been removed from the YA section in the suburbs of Indianapolis and is now considered a "book for adults." This is ludicrous. It is about teenagers and I wrote it for teenagers.
Teenagers are not harmed by reading TFIOS. This is such an embarrassment
Every few years, thousands of people are surprised to learn that I am a fan of Taylor Swift.
1. I am a fan of Taylor Swift. I have been since I first heard Speak Now in 2010.
2. I love Taylor Swift's music and lyrics. You don't have to. But I get to.
3. I love the Taylor Swift
Today, I have been accused by strangers of 1. abusing children (which is a lie), 2. writing the worst book of all time (which is impossible because I didn't write Atlas Shrugged), 3. hating America (which I don't, but also twitter is neither America nor American)...
It's baffling to me that some of y'all see stuff in your mind. You SEE it? The way your eyes see? I always thought "visualize" meant thinking of the words/ideas/feelings associated with a thing, not actual visuals.
I am such a total 5 on this scale I didn't know 1-4 existed.
I feel so bad for the people who are coding twitter today. Like, it's already been a stressful week, but then in comes the Boss every five minutes to announce, "I am reuncanceling my uncanceled cancelation of Official status."
This is the greatest day in Indianapolis history.
The sun is shining.
The birds are signing.
AND THE ERAS TOUR IS COMING TO INDIANAPOLIS FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS. My daughter burst into tears of joy when I told her.
Thank you, Taylor!!!
Turns out it’s NOT the end of an era 😝 Miami, New Orleans, Indy and Toronto: The Eras Tour is coming to you in 2024 with @gracieabrams! Verified fan registration for all shows is open now - visit TaylorSwift.com for more information
(for those who don't know, verified accounts currently can't change their name because unsavory/hilarious actors have impersonated verified accounts. But I do not want to impersonate anyone. I want to raise money for charity via the awesome socks and coffee clubs.)