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Kita
@kitakartel
That funny babe from South London | Content Creator | Writer | Comedian
Saaafff London.
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Joined March 2009
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Aug 28, 2025
    As soon as you see it the cramps activate
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    Stunc
    @ineedmypros
    Aug 28, 2025
    When u wipe after peeing and the toilet paper is pink ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Feb 7, 2019
    Am I the only girl whoโ€™s never returned something Iโ€™ve bought online? I just take the L and keep it moving lol
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Feb 12, 2023
    Halle you know who to call baby!!
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Nov 10, 2019
    This lash tech is a terrorist how can you do this to someone loool
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Jan 13, 2022
    Finishing a book is so mad because all of a sudden, the world you were so enthralled with ceases to exist. What if I wanted to live there ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Feb 6, 2023
    Guys that convince themselves youโ€™re gatekeeping your pretty friend from them are the worst. I showed her your IG and she said NO.
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Jun 14, 2024
    Told our 2 year old Iโ€™m really ill this morning. She stroked my face and said โ€œoh no, mummyโ€™s sickโ€ started breakdancing then ran off. Toddlers are crackheads.
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Jun 2, 2022
    Men will be like โ€˜Wtf are you even watchingโ€™ then watch 3 seasons of it with it you
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Oct 7, 2018
    Let's not forget he shouted "COME ON ENGLAND" at wireless too then Croatia beat us. This man is the Anti Christ
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    pickuphoop
    @pickuphoop
    Oct 7, 2018
    The Curse of Drake
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Apr 27, 2025
    The gorilla after beating 100 niggas to death
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Oct 30, 2022
    Happy Halloween ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Jan 14, 2025
    Meanwhile sheโ€™s probably throwing up 10/10 content on her Stories just for you to see ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Jul 3, 2019
    Khloe, Tristan and Jordyn:
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    Kita
    @kitakartel
    Sep 4, 2024
    Rain is only good when youโ€™re inside and far from it
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    chico๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
    @RiicoBandzz
    Sep 4, 2024
    Winter enjoyers our time is near x.com/yakobper90/staโ€ฆ
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