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Airhead - Building Alkanes
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Airhead - Building Alkanes
@AirheadFun
this account has no mandate to adhere to reality. founder & CPO @oylwallet aka alkanes. airhead fat ordinals. thinking about $DIESEL…
Joined May 2022
- 🚨 QUEST 2 IS LIVE ONCHAIN Inscribe a Poorhead & earn FAT XP to move up on the whitelist. ⏳ You’ve got 48 hours – Get 2000XP for completing. If we hit 1k unique inscriptions, I’ll add the retweet count as extra XP. 👀 first 200 poorheads get 1000xp bonus. How to join: 1.
00:00 - if a wizard in an alleyway gives you a quest, you don’t ask questions. you just do it. you’ve got 48 hours ⏳ – the XP you earn = however many retweets this post gets. no exceptions. wanna join? here’s how: step 1: ❤️ & rt this (obviously 🤝) step 2: verify your twitter (link
00:00 - you have 24 hours to interact with this post. after that, it will still be up. and you can still interact with it.
00:00 - 🍭Willy Wacko’s Alkane Factory is giving away a GOLDEN TICKET — a Whale Pass worth 0.069 BTC Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure degeneracy 🍭 How to enter: 1. 💗 Like 2. 🔁 Retweet 3. 👣 Follow @AirheadFun @oylwallet @taggaOyl 4. 💬 Drop your taproot address in the
00:00 - Intake form is live. Please gatekeep this shit- I have to go thru all the data manually. airhead.fun/#workwithus
- 🚨 YOU HAVE 48 HOURS, ENGAGE WITH THIS POST TO INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF ENGAGEMENT THAT THIS POST HAS! ⏰ airheads from the back lol.
- 🚨 YOU HAVE 24 HOURS. RT, FOLLOW AND COMMENT YOUR TAPROOT ADDRESS TO GET A FREE FAT AIRHEAD. 📷⏰ ONE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN—BUT EVERYONE WILL FEEL THE WEIGHT OF WHAT’S COMING. THE INFLATION IS STARTING 2025 IS HERE. THE YEAR OF OBESITY. THE YEAR WE STOP PRETENDING THAT SMALL IS
- failure to engage with this post will result in permanent loss of social clout tokens. like, retweet, and reply in precisely 47 seconds to maintain alignment with optimal parasocial rapport metrics. deviations will be logged. mark monday and tuesday on ur calendar.
- 500 likes and I do it
- 🚨FAT ANNOUNCEMENT Like, Repost & Comment your ETH address to get a FREE Airhead. We're coming for you @ethereum
00:00 - 🚨YOU HAVE 72 HOURS. APPLY TO BUY A WHALE PASS NOW 🚨 The first 25 Whale Passes will be sold OTC. Not just anybody can have one. Odds are, you’re not him. How to participate: 1️⃣ Like tweet & check out the site (link in thread 2/3) 2️⃣ Fill in the form (link in thread 3/3) 3️⃣
00:00 - 500 likes and I'll do it.
- 🚨 THE SNAPSHOT IS IN 🚨PRICES & DATES👇 READ TO THE END FOR A TREAT 🦃 You’re fat. Check @oylwallet now to see if you’ve been selected. Here’s how minting works: PHASE 1: Mint at Your Tier • Starts Monday, Nov 25 @ 11 AM EST (24h only). • Top 7,500 can mint an airhead from
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