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Cards Against Humanity
@CAH
A party game for horrible people.
- 7 years ago, we bought a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to stop racist billionaire Donald Trump’s dumb wall. But this year, an even richer, more racist billionaire—@elonmusk—fucked that land with tractors and garbage, so we’re suing for $15 million.
- The government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice... we are going to save America and attempt to keep our brand relevant in 2017 Join in and for $15 we’ll send you six America-saving surprises this December:
- 🎀👋Say hi to Cards Against Humanity for Her. It's exactly the same as the original game, but it's pink & costs more:
- Replying to @CAH and @elonmuskIf we win in court, we’ll equally split our lawsuit's net proceeds among all 150,000 original Cards Against Humanity Saves America subscribers—that's up to $100 each. Sign up for your share at ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com, and increase the pressure on Elon by posting this tweet:
- Today we’re releasing some new packs. We're donating 100% of profits from all orders to forced-birth Republican hellholes to @AbortionFunds. We’re also donating an extra $100k right now.
- Surprised to hear that some of our fans are Trump supporters, as Cards Against Humanity requires literacy.
- Replying to @CAH and @elonmuskIn 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @elonmusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks
- Twitter took away our blue check today, so instead of paying Elon Musk $84 for Twitter Blue, we just donated $840 to NASA.
- We purchased a plot of vacant land on the US/Mexico border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for Trump to build his stupid wall. Read more:
- Quit masturbating for two minutes and call to voice your support for Net Neutrality. This is our last chance to make calls. Dial 202-759-7597 right now to learn more.
- We co-wrote this expansion with @bioware writers about the only good AAA video game MassEffectPack.com
- Last month, 150,000 people gave us $15. Today we’re redistributing their money. Day Three of Cards Against Humanity Saves America: …stHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com
