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Carson Breber
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Sep 19, 2025
    My mom passed away last night. She was genuinely the kindest person I’ve ever met and that is not posthumous glaze. She was so positive, compassionate, supportive and loving that it was almost absurd. I was so blessed to be raised by her and I’ll miss her forever.
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Jul 27, 2025
    A hung jury? All of em? Where do you even find 12 guys like that?
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Feb 23, 2025
    Playing pickup yesterday, this guy set a screen and said “use me” Immediately, everybody on the court started screaming “AY YO” and ran off, done for the day I now think he may have been telling me to use his screen, not to use his body sexually But there’s no way of knowing
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Apr 24, 2024
    KD when assembling his favorite 3 v 3 pickup team doesn’t work (again)
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Mar 17, 2025
    Peak KD was definitely better than Shai, but Shai right now is much better than Russ ever was
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    Mike
    @MikeAdxx
    Mar 17, 2025
    Sorry but the Canadian is the best player they ever had
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Nov 21, 2024
    Jeremy Lin averaged 5.9 turnovers per game during his nine-game "Linsanity" run But we never hear about this dark truth...
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Jan 1, 2025
    Best win% in NBA history 1. 2016 Warriors (89%) 2. 2025 Cavaliers (87.9%) 3. 1996 Bulls (87.8%) 4. 2025 Thunder (84.4%)
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Jul 24, 2025
    If you actually, no jokes, don’t believe that Wilt’s 100-point game happened, I am very worried about you.
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Aug 30, 2025
    Not everything is about “wins” and “losses” and “stats.” I thought Arch looked very handsome out there today.
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Jul 2, 2024
    Chet's 23andMe would devastate him beyond words
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    chet holmgren
    @ChetHolmgren
    Jul 1, 2024
    Welcome to the O my bright-skin twin🤞🏼💪🏼😂
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Jun 23, 2025
    This should be a moment of reckoning about the absolute garbage coverage ESPN has delivered throughout an incredible NBA postseason. From shitting on players for playing through injuries to not playing through em, playing Solitaire and all the usual garbage. It's a disgrace.
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Oct 23, 2025
    Wemby has ascended. It's over.
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Nov 29, 2024
    They’ll tell you there’s lots of fish in the sea but nope, not for me. Josh was the one and frankly my heart has been shattered.
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    NFL
    @NFL
    Nov 29, 2024
    Congratulations to Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld on their engagement! 💍❤️ (via @JoshAllenQB, @HaileeSteinfeld)
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    Carson Breber
    @Carsobi
    Apr 12, 2025
    I love the play-in, but I’m going to continue to advocate for the idea that it’s only triggered if the teams are within 5 games of each other. A 48-win team getting bounced by a 39-win team because of a single game wouldn’t be a good thing.
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