I don’t fucking know Jack are we not meant to be blinking at the moment I can’t keep up with the trends Jesus
Charlotte Ivers
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Charlotte Ivers
@CharlotteIvers
Tv critic and staff writer for The Sunday Times.
Joined November 2010
- Too old to date Leonardo DiCaprio, too young to have avoided 9k a year tuition fees
- save us angela rayner, angela rayner save usSmoking to be BANNED in pub gardens thesun.co.uk/news/30136407/…
- Narrator: the answer was the Contempt of Court Act 1981Why have West Midlands Police not told us who committed the knife attacks last night? I think I know the answer.
- Bob Stewart MP on Times Radio saying he’s backing Penny M because of her bravery. Asked for an example he says she bellyflopped a dive on the reality show Splash and then came back to dive again.
- Glad Matt Hancock has answered my question to him 15 hours later. When I asked last night I was told it would be ‘inappropriate’ to give me an answer.
- God it’s been a long two years
- I believe I would be well placed to appear on the cover of Vogue but this is simply not the right time 🥺
- Been meaning to do this for a while and have a train journey so… everyone is always saying they have run out of podcasts. During one lockdown I started writing a list of every podcast I recommend (I listen to *a lot* of podcasts). Here’s a thread of them for general use:
- Always utterly bemused after every press conference by people tweeting me insults themed around their view that I look young. Sir, I own three different types of eye cream, you are not going to upset me with that line of attack.
- let me shock you - nearly half of all people are below average at their jobsOne of the many disappointing things about growing older is realizing how many people in important jobs are horrible or below average at their jobs
