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Chris Hatch

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Chris Hatch

@Dirtdog

I ❤️ drive thrus. Currently on a mission to build 300 locations for 7 Brew Coffee before YE 2031. Raising 5 kids with my wife / best friend.

Salt Lake City, UT

linktr.ee/chriswhatchcre

Joined August 2019

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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Dec 12, 2025
Who am I and what do I do: My name is Chris. I live in SLC (6th generation Utahn) with my wife + 5 kids * Forza Commercial manages 5 MM SF of commercial property throughout the Western US * Forza Development builds ground up retail nationwide + MF throughout the mtn & desert
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Jan 3, 2025
Vail Resorts choosing to get in a labor dispute with the ski patrol over the peak holiday ski days this year is a great example of an epic failure of leadership and operations. If I understand correctly they are $2 apart? Like what??
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Mar 10, 2025
Great video explanation on the difference of parking at a grocery store vs at the new hot restaurant in your downtown.
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Mar 7, 2024
Do you know what a "weiner night" is? Probably not, because my wife and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Provo, UT. We lock our phones away, turn the TV off... Each grab a Glizzy, and talk. That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence. We live together,
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Mar 12, 2025
HOT TAKE The Tesla model Y is the best value proposition I’ve ever seen in 43 years of life on this earth.
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Nov 17, 2023
Replying to @AmandaMGoetz
Good news is between my wife and 3 daughters and their personal Stanley consumption we probably paid for 1/2 of this car replacement. Solid hustle Stanley
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Mar 9, 2025
Chick-fil-A Elevated Drive thru concept 1.91 acre lot 40 parking stalls 5,000 SF building 65 car d/t stack This store has no customer dining area. Pickup and d/t windows only. Exterior bathrooms. Food travels via conveyor belt from the kitchen upstairs. The future is here!
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Oct 26, 2024
During kid pick ups tonight a group of 15 teenage boys threw a garbage full of mud and dog 💩 on my windshield which was a bit alarming. I pulled over to clear the debris so I could drive away. I noticed one of them left his one wheel I threw it in the back of the truck Kid
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Oct 19, 2023
I just checked the trade in value of my 2020 Tesla Model X $83,400 in Sep 2022 $44,400 in October 2023 Wow...
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Dec 24, 2023
Replying to @NBCNews
Kevin?!?!?
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Oct 30, 2024
Oh you want to use TEAMS for the call today? No problem everyone involved that isn't a Microsoft office will now spend 20 minutes trying to figure out how to get into the call.
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Aug 21, 2024
Chick Fil A McDonough, GA The future is here and this bad boy is about to open. Who is in for a road trip?? - 4 drive thru lanes -conveyor belts to run food down from the kitchen - kitchen upstairs - 75 car d/t stack 🤯 - no dining area - 1 of 2 prototypes CFA is trying
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
Oct 13, 2024
Why can I sign closing docs and buy a $50,000,000 shopping center with a big loan in less than 5 min but it takes 2 hours+ to buy a car?
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Chris Hatch
@Dirtdog
May 17, 2024
I just got fully mean mugged at Einstein’s Bagels this am for not tipping. It was followed up with “so you aren’t going to tip” This tipping culture is a mess. The retailers that adjust to what the customers want as a logical approach are going to be rewarded.
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