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Joe Eskenazi
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Editor + columnist @MLNow joinsubtext.com/joe Joe.Eskenazi AT MissionLocal DOT com 2019 @SPJ_NorCal journalist of the year "Made it Ma! Top of the world!"
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Oct 28, 2022
    My sources also name the suspect in this morning's hammer attack on Paul Pelosi as David DePape, born 1980, of Berkeley. He would appear to be a former Castro nudist protester. Things appear set to be bizarre for a while.
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Jan 15, 2021
    You needn't be a Kaiser member to get the vaccine from Kaiser if you're 65+. I spent 4.5 hours on hold to be told I need to set up a Kaiser ID number for my mom. That's a different number to call. So: Set up a Kaiser ID# at 1 800 464 4000 Secure the appointment at 866 454 8855
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Jun 20, 2020
    Replying to @jrivanob
    Why Cervantes? What the hell?
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Nov 13, 2019
    Property crime is a problem in San Francisco, but the Internet meme about "Gotham" is dumb and dangerous. The murder rate in S.F. is half what it was a decade ago. Violent crime is way down. This talk is going to get some petty thief or random homeless person shot. Cut it out.
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Apr 16, 2020
    Lesson of the day: A child who doesn't register "I'm on the phone" will also not register "I'm on live television."
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    Kristen Sze ABC7
    @abc7kristensze
    Apr 16, 2020
    Meet the new dad interrupted by kid on live TV. Shout out to a very determined @EskSF of @MLNow in his interview on @abc7newsbayarea Midday Live with my colleague @reggieaqui! Not easy being a #WFH dad. #ShelterInPlace
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Mar 11, 2018
    Easy. "The president is a terrible person."
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    Tom Brokaw
    @tombrokaw
    Mar 11, 2018
    Pres Trump at a Penn rally calls my colleague and friend Chuck Todd a “sleeping SON OF A BITCH.” Really classy. Explain that to your children.
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Sep 23, 2024
    This is close to where I live and no-fucking-body stops at the stop signs, let alone the crosswalks. Gigantic trucks barrel through the stop signs at 15 mph over the speed limit. I don't worry about the bullshit Mad Max stuff online trolls go on a bout but I do worry about this
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    Jemele Hill
    @jemelehill
    Sep 23, 2024
    Your tax dollars at work!
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Jan 28, 2020
    Multiple sources have confirmed to me that San Francisco Public Works head Mohammed Nuru was on Monday afternoon arrested by the FBI. A press conference announcing details will be held Tuesday afternoon. Other known SF politicos may also come up during that press conference.
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Oct 28, 2022
    Replying to @EskSF
    A San Francisco audience reads "Castro" as a district in the city, not Fidel, FYI.
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Sep 10, 2021
    Today's news regarding the shuttering of SF Weekly is a shock, but not a surprise. And it's deeply dispiriting. The city has never needed an alt-weekly more. I appeal to the ownership to, at the very least, preserve the archives of both the physical and online publications.
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Mar 13, 2019
    Replying to @EskSF
    Anchor worker Brace Belden says the Union forces have won, by a vote of 31 to 16
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Mar 30, 2023
    If the city doesn't want judges to award homeless people up to $10K after their possessions were taken and not returned, the simplest solution is to adequately document and return those possessions — or not take them in the first place.
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Mar 23, 2021
    I live in the Excelsior. I can get to JFK Drive by walking 100 meters to the No. 44 bus. My wife and I took the No. 44 bus to go to the hospital to deliver our first child; we can certainly take it to the park. This line of argumentation is confusing.
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    Ahsha Safai 安世輝
    @Ahsha_Safai
    Mar 23, 2021
    Open up JFK drive. Residents of the Excelsior, OMI, Outer Mission, Bayview and all neighbors of the Southern portion of the City need to have access to the park as well. Closing JFK takes away access to GGP attractions for many SF families and many communities of color.
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    Joe Eskenazi
    @EskSF
    Mar 20, 2023
    San Francisco is rotting and dying — and here's why I'm leaving. Yes, now *you too* can write your own San Francisco dystopia Mad Libs-type game! missionlocal.org/2023/03/san-fr…
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