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@GorbHere
touhou tourist. gamecube enthusiast. oldest man alive. @gravevines πŸ‘‰β€οΈ
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    @GorbHere
    Nov 26, 2024
    the men that follow me are the realest of the real
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    @GorbHere
    Jun 11, 2024
    My 8 year old daughter got a C on her math test again so I trapped favorite toy in ice to teach her responsibility.
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    @GorbHere
    Jul 31, 2025
    i had to check the miis and oh my god
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    @GorbHere
    Mar 4, 2025
    how do i get rid of my bart emoji
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    @GorbHere
    Jul 2, 2024
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    @GorbHere
    Aug 1, 2025
    I WENT BACK TO THE GOODWILL TODAY AND THE LADY WHO GAVE ME THE WII SAW THIS TWEET 😭😭😭😭😭
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    @GorbHere
    Jul 31, 2025
    i had to check the miis and oh my god
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    @GorbHere
    Mar 6, 2024
    Every single year this fat motherfucker has to outshine me on my birthday. Every single year. And now here he is hyping everyone up for it five days early like I ever stood a chance in the first place. I've fucking had it with this guy.
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    Nintendo of America
    @NintendoAmerica
    Mar 5, 2024
    From the Power Balloon to the Cape Feather, Super Mario World is full of wacky and wonderful power-ups! #Mar10Day is just five days away... Super Mario World is available to play for #NintendoSwitchOnline members!
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    @GorbHere
    Jun 24, 2024
    We convinced the doctor to up her Ritalin medication so now my wife is letting her defrost it in the sink
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    @GorbHere
    Jun 11, 2024
    My 8 year old daughter got a C on her math test again so I trapped favorite toy in ice to teach her responsibility.
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    @GorbHere
    Jun 20, 2023
    This is like discovering a new book of the Bible
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    @GorbHere
    Feb 8, 2025
    sure why not
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    SomeoneElsefan (#Umarune)
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    Feb 7, 2025
    can somebody play bad apple on the horse….
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    @GorbHere
    Jun 11, 2024
    Replying to @GorbHere
    *her favorite
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    @GorbHere
    Jun 11, 2024
    Replying to @AlevityXiaku
    Only a C is exactly what I told her
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    @GorbHere
    Apr 28, 2024
    No fucking way
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    @GorbHere
    Jul 31, 2025
    Replying to @agucciverse
    i want it to hurt
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