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@MorlockP
award-winning SF author us.amazon.com/dp/B0FXFMFVVC Patreon patreon.com/c/morlockp homesteading amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T
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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs
    @MorlockP
    Jun 1
    War is coming! hardcover / ebook / audiobook at Amazon us.amazon.com/Red-State-Mars… or hardcover at Ark Press / Passage Press ark.press/products/red-s… signed books / posters / coffee mugs / stickers etsy.com/shop/MorlockPu…
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    @MorlockP
    Aug 2, 2025
    Bottomless hole inspector green text a few yrs back
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    Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry
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    Aug 2, 2025
    Has there been a single recorded instance of an LLM being witty?
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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs
    @MorlockP
    Aug 14, 2025
    > I published 1,500 books on Amazon you should be in jail
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    @MorlockP
    Oct 27, 2025
    yeah, the FDA allows a certain amount of insect matter in EVERYTHING because agriculture is an industrial process explain to me how you can run 5,000 tons of grain through a combine, then a tractor trailer, then a dump gate, then an auger, then a silo...and have 0.00000 insect
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    Edward A. Perin - Psychologist
    @DoctorPerin
    Oct 26, 2025
    So it turns out the little allergy I started having to drinking coffee pod coffee is a cockroach allergy! Apparently the FDA allows a certain percent of ground insect matter into coffee pods and that percentage isn't zero! Grind your own beans folks
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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs
    @MorlockP
    Apr 1, 2024
    this is, in fact, the right way to wash a cast iron pan
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    Dividend Hero
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    Mar 31, 2024
    My grandma always makes me do the dishes after Easter lunch She will be so happy to see that I cleaned her dirty old pan
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    @MorlockP
    Jun 4, 2024
    I don't care how libertarian you are, if you've ever done framing carpentry and know anything about stairs, after looking at THESE stairs, you should end up on the city's side.
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    Noel Olinde
    @TheCajunLibert1
    Jun 3, 2024
    Reason #14560 that we’ve been radicalized:
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    This history lacks context: The stairs were placed in an unofficial entrance in the middle of a parking lot, the entrance to the park is a few meters away, the final cost of the stairs was 10,000 dollars and was build due to safety concerns. cbc.ca/news/canada/to… Street view of the park: google.com/maps/@43.64596…
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    @MorlockP
    Jun 22, 2024
    absolutely insane that this evolved
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    ToughSF
    @ToughSf
    Jun 22, 2024
    The bacterial flagellar motor can spin at 100,000 RPM in one direction, then switch gears and flip to spinning in the other direction. How does this work? Cryo-electron microscopy reveals some of the nanoscale mechanics involved: nature.com/articles/s4156… youtu.be/MsPPyNWhqPo
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    @MorlockP
    Mar 21, 2025
    > no white American man born after 1984 has been published in The New Yorker extraordinary
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    Matthew Schmitz
    @matthewschmitz
    Mar 21, 2025
    Jacob Savage on the evaporation of opportunities for young white men writing fiction compactmag.com/article/the-va…
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    @MorlockP
    Feb 8, 2024
    I saw a study a while back that showed that the harder the degree, the less likely the holder is to insist on use of the title. EVERY education PhD uses "doctor", people who studied astrophysics are "Bob".
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    Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry.
    @naomirwolf
    Feb 8, 2024
    Yeah, no. My dad was a PhD in English literature. He was "Dr Wolf." My mom has a PhD in anthropology. She is 'Dr Wolf." My grandmother had a PhD in social work. She was "Dr Goleman." My grandfather had a PhD in comparative religions. He was "Dr Goleman." My brother has a PhD in
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    @MorlockP
    Feb 12, 2025
    this article is amazing on so many levels > I was suicidal of course > I was active in the BDSM community of course > sent to a country with a 25% AIDS rate; used her sex-positive feminism to help inform her work of course > program doesn't work; mustn't be shut down of
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    @MorlockP
    Mar 3, 2025
    "I bet Vance, who has actually served honorably in a war zone, would flee a war zone if he'd ever been in one"
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    Sam
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    Feb 28, 2025
    Don't doubt that if Trump and Vance had been in Zelenskyy's position at the start of the invasion they'd have been on the first helicopter out of Kyiv.
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    @MorlockP
    Feb 9, 2025
    progs: Reagan is Hitler progs: Bush is Hitler, not a respectable R like Reagan progs: Dubya is Hitler, not not a respectable R like Bush progs: Trump is Hitler, not a respectable R like Dubya progs: Trump is Hitler, not a respectable R like Trump
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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs
    @MorlockP
    Feb 12, 2025
    A year or so back I went to the doctor and she asked me "Do you drink?" Oh, yes. Maybe a bit much. "How much?" 2, often 3 ... and somewhat rarely as many as 4 drinks on a Friday night "Do you drink any other nights of the week?" No "ok, I'm putting down 'non-drinker' "
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    ObtainerOfRareAntiquities
    @ObtainerOf
    Feb 12, 2025
    I don’t think most people can fathom just how much alcoholics drink. People make jokes about being an alcoholic if they have two drinks a day then maybe 8 on weekends, but the time I drank with my alcoholic friend he put back 20 white claws and half a handle, he did this daily
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    @MorlockP
    Jan 9, 2025
    "You want someone who looks like you" No. If my house ever catches on fire, I want to see a bunch of males who are much taller than me, younger than me, stronger than me, and with better eyesight than me.
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    End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    Jan 9, 2025
    LAFD Assistant Chief Kristine Larson: "Am I able to carry your husband out of a fire? He got himself in the wrong place."
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