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Nikki
@NooPuddles
Manchester, England
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    Aug 8, 2022
    All I want is a working photocopier 🤷🏻‍♀️
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    May 5, 2019
    Ok, so @amymayforrester just tweeted that there is a ridiculously easy way to convert PDFs into Word and I thought “Nah, mate. That can’t be true!” It bloody ruddy well is true! It’s pure wizardry!!
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    Dec 29, 2020
    Hi Gav! I know you think we’re just the nation’s babysitters, but is there any chance you could tell us what’s happening next week please? You see, we’ve got lesson planning to do... which we have to do even over Christmas! Can you believe it?! Thanks, hun 😘 @GavinWilliamson
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    Dec 15, 2023
    Anyone want to join my “we’ve still got a week left” club? Those who finish on Thursday need not apply.
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    May 29, 2021
    Turns out if you’re pregnant when Y11 leave, they buy you baby clothes! 🥰😍
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    Oct 6, 2022
    Comment from one of my Y9s today: “Miss, at the beginning of the year you were so chill. Now you’re not chill.” Welcome to week 5 kid. This is me til July now.
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    Nov 25, 2023
    Why am I so excessively tired all the time? Seriously. Yes I know, I’m 38, I have a toddler, but I’m really struggling at the moment. I already take Vit D and Iron. I don’t drink coffee. Any tips? Any advice? I need some energy!
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    Dec 23, 2021
    Just read a ‘new mum’ article that said “You can’t remember when you last showered or even ate… but it’s all worth it!” Rubbish. This sort of messaging is toxic and teaches women to put even their most basic needs last. Have a shower. Eat some food. Your baby is FINE.
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    Mar 10, 2021
    The hashtag “Not All Men” is trending following the discovery of what is most likely Sarah Everard’s body. Sorry if you think your gender is in danger of receiving some negative tweets. Mine is danger of being raped and murdered.
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    Jul 11, 2020
    Ok so sorry if this sounds like a brag but I found out today that I have finally paid off my student loan. That’s 4 years (including PGCE) of the full loan, tuition fees and maintenance grant, plus interest. All paid lads. It feels bloody good.
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    May 9, 2019
    Year 11 boy: “Miss, when are you going to just let us do independent revision?” Me: “Last lesson you and your friend tied your shoelaces together. So the answer is never. I don’t trust you.”
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    Apr 6, 2022
    When people wrongly assume I’ll be saving all my baby’s clothes “for the next one” and I tell them quite happily that I’ve no desire to have another, the look on their faces is always a mixture of surprise and pity. Having only one child is still a thing, right?!
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    May 14, 2021
    This is almost funny. AQA used the snippy tool on past papers and pasted them into a slightly blurry Word document.
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    Nikki
    @NooPuddles
    Apr 29, 2020
    No mate! Because us teachers have children and families and lives of our own, not to mention we’re STILL WORKING! You absolute bell end.
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    @BBCNewsnight
    Apr 28, 2020
    Former Ofsted Chief Inspector Sir Michael Wilshaw says teachers may have to work weekends and evenings to remedy the impact of school closures. He says “if that doesn’t happen, I can see no alternative but to repeat a year” for some pupils. #Newsnight
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