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@UberCiph
tweet bullshit, dirt, tell lies, then leave
Republic of Mamdanistan
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    @UberCiph
    Jan 17, 2023
    Eating pussy in the sniper position gotta be done in the dark so that I can hump the bed in peace
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    @UberCiph
    Jan 17, 2023
    Replying to @UberCiph
    Never fails on this application
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    @UberCiph
    Jan 11, 2025
    I was reading something about Alzheimer’s being Type 3 diabetes. It might be our diets
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    @UberCiph
    Mar 26, 2025
    Replying to @AnthonyCanton_3
    Idk why it was deleted. They cooked
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    @UberCiph
    Mar 25, 2025
    Might be the best tweet too. Very debatable
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    𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢
    @King_Sukunaaa
    Mar 23, 2025
    What's the worst tweet you've ever seen?
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    @UberCiph
    Sep 19, 2023
    Yall talk real shit about this app when Facebook is the true hellhole
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    @UberCiph
    Dec 19, 2016
    I fucking hate Twitter
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    @UberCiph
    Feb 4, 2018
    You created a cooking show that’s also a talk show, circus and small business advertising agency. You’re a fuckin genius @ActionBronson
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    @UberCiph
    Apr 7, 2024
    Gotta make sure I’m at every parole hearing voicing my disgust at that Canadian immigrant. He almost killed this smh. That almost killed led this. Ya hear me?!
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    @MegansStats
    Apr 7, 2024
    Megan Thee Stallion via IG.
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    @UberCiph
    Aug 2, 2018
    I’m legitimately looking for a puss site and she wanna fight
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    @UberCiph
    Feb 19, 2019
    If Burberry is cancelled then how Black people gonna know who’s the father at a baby shower?
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    @UberCiph
    Jul 27, 2018
    If we fucked years ago 🤦🏾‍♂️ you missing out, I fuck way better now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    @UberCiph
    Feb 24, 2023
    Replying to @TheHoneyMa
    “Some me” got me screaming 😂
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    @UberCiph
    Aug 14, 2018
    Replying to @Blueraydre and @cemorecake718
    The smart ones that sell em to buy all those things you just listed >>>>

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