Oh so when @UPS says 'delivery attempted' that's just shorthand for 'driver had other stuff to do maybe tomorrow idk'. I get it now.
Delivery comes late, oh well, stuff happens, I understand. But don't flipping lie to me when I know for a fact you never came near my door.
Many of the problems in the world are a direct result of ancient idiots holding on to power too long. Proposal: everyone, just stop telling Baby Boomers what the WiFi password is. They’re helpless without us.
I would assume that ‘account activity’ just means logging in, but in the off case the new account closure policy is insane, this is an active tweet: Tweet. Tweet-tweet.
