Me to the teenager: What happened to your leg? It looks like a bruise
"It's nothing really"
It looks pretty bad honestly
"It doesn't even hurt when you press it"
Bro, that's definitely a bruise. It's fucking huge
"What are you even talking about, dad?"
Did you get run
I'm equally excited. Jarred knows a thing or two about the ecosystem compatibility.
For `scriptc` it should be possible to get it almost to 100% but there are two things that pure AOT cannot do:
1. eval
2. Computed file location require (which is really also eval)
You can get
