ExpHP

@ItsExpHP

Michael Lamparski, alien life form that only recently began to mimic human characteristics. Code is art. He/him.

Eastern US

ExpHP
@ItsExpHP
Jan 29, 2025
from now on whenever I have a new partner I'm gonna ask them to bring a speculum so I can orient myself
ExpHP
@ItsExpHP
Jan 29, 2025
I forgot I had a Twitter. Great! Time to start shitposting
ExpHP
@ItsExpHP
Oct 12, 2022
it's just a hole punch
ExpHP
@ItsExpHP
Jun 21, 2022
Android: Let's give users the power to control what notifications they see, like message notifications, promotions... Every app ever:
ExpHP
@ItsExpHP
Jun 4, 2022
I just found out that my childhood friend from elementary school LIVES IN JAPAN NOW, AAAAAA THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL