Worst blogger ever

I am the worst blogger ever. Honestly. Every time I actually go to blog I have to go through the whole resetting your password because I had forgotten it since the last time I blogged. Whatevs. But now since I can do it on my iPod, I actually might be more consistent. Maybe. No promises
Oh my gosh. I just realized it's January 1. Of 2013. I picked a good day to blog. About absolutely nothing. I really didn't do anything today. I took and shower. And watched the first superman. Its amazing to watch an old movie and think it's the coolest thing ever and then you go and watch something like transformers or inception and you look at that old movie and your just like wow. We have come a long way. There's a part in inception where Cobb is showing her the dynamics of dreams and stuff and how the dreamer is the created if what happens in the dream, and so Ariadne basically folds the dream in half, like half the city is normal, then the other half if upside down on top of the normal one. It was so cool to see and you just sit there and your like woooooow that just happened. But it was just cool to see superman. I liked it.

awesomeness

who has opposible thumbs and ran 5 miles today?
this guy! (point to kaylie)
who is awesome and knows it a little too well?
this guy! (point to kaylie)
who is eating delicious goldfish in celebration of running 5 miles?
this guy! (point to kaylie)
who doesnt know how to spell opposible?
this guy! (point to kaylie)

My AWESOME Driving Skills

Amanda (before church)-kaylie, im going to teach you how to drive today.
Me-YES!! awesome!

after church
Me-where are we going??
Amanda-im gonna teach you how to drive, remember?
Me-OHH YA!

so we get to an empty parking lot, and we switch seats. amanda tells me all the things i need to know about driving, like having to push on the brake to get it into gear yada yada yada. as she is telling me this, cassidy is sitting in the backseat with the lap seatbelt on, she asks "can i switch seats? i need a better seatbelt." she had total faith in me. she then proceeded to ask what would happen when i crashed.

thanks sas

anyway, so im driving around the parking lot being awesome, and i gently, GENTLY, push on the gas pedal, and the dumb car jumps forward a distance, cassidy screams/shrieks, and i immediatly slam on the brakes. so i just even gentlier (? is that a word? i dont care...) and the car decides to work with me. thanks car. so ya im driving backwards t one point, trying to not hit the parking curbs, and casidy asks  "Can i panic NOW?" wooooow. i laugh anyway. so needless to say i am a AWESOME driver. *awesome driver dance*
ya so i am awesome

me being awesome and scared at the same time 

checking while i was driving backwards. my hair looks cool 

cassidys complete and total faith in me.




and i turn 15 in july. late july actually. and i drove.....*happy driving dance*

todays adventures

so today we went to Langley. i think we had a 60% chance of rain today. which in washington means its definitely gonna rain. so we were looking for fabric for my siblings baby blankets that my neena is making. so as we tried to find the fabric store, the rain started coming harder. we got out of the car and so me, amanda, mom and sas all piled out, and because they were smart, they had their jackets already on. well i had to stand out in the rain, and try to get my jacket on. i got really wet nonetheless. and so we got the fabric and then we went to this bakery that was AMAZING!!!! i had a freakishly huge red velvet cupcake. it was no normal cupcake. when i say huge, i literally mean huge. the thing was taller then both my fists stacked on each other. and i have no idea what to compare the actually width to, but this thing was giant. i have no idea how i ate it. well we all ate each others treat, sas got a cinnamon roll, also giant, mom got a raspberry croissant, also giant, and amanda got a blueberry cinnamon roll. soooo delicious!! ya. so that was by adventure today. and me and my dad and amanda all through a frisbee around and i had this awesome catch and i caught it, slipped in the mud (ohhh ya)and then caught myself with my other hand that didnt have the frisbee and didnt sit in the mud. bah bam. i am a boss. *boss dance* 

ya so im done. cya

thoughts. at 1:08

full house. im sleeping on the couch.

not that the couches are uncomfortable. actually they are kinda like sleeping on a cloud. i know. wierd....but its true. no the problem is because i am sleeping where i am, i will be woken up when my siblings wake up. which is not 9:30.

major dilemma. and i am wearing pants. to sleep in. and i dont feel like getting up and getting some from my bag. because i would probably wake sas up or my mom. its kinda hard to see in the dark. so anyway. i just spent the last hour reading my aunts blog. thoroughly entertaining. and i got to look at pictures of the classic crime. which just makes everything better.

i am hungry. im jumping from topic to topic because right now, at this very moment, i am wide awake in a quiet house filled with sleeping people that would not appreciate being woken up. very problematic. i luf that word. prob-lem-atic. definition-of the nature of a problem. i was expecting a definition that was a little bit more that that honestly. it needs a little sha-zaam to it. i am going to make up a definition for it and it will be AWESOME (singsongy wierd voice) i am really tired. well not physically tired. my brain is telling me to shut it and let it relax. maybe thats why i cant spell anything right right now. my brain wants to go nighty night. not that im going to of course. might as well finish this since ive started it. whats today? oh ya. its friday. amandas here douh. im really glad we have spell check. i dont think people would know what im saying without it. like i just figured out ive been spelling definition wrong for a very long time. theres 3 i's in it. so wierd. the english language is wierd. i think the people that created the words were trying to make our lives difficult. like some letters in some words dont need to be there. herb. pterodatcyl . sword. scissors. you get the idea.


bananas.apricots.running.throwing up.hills.longboarding.crashing.dignity.awesomeness.me.sydney russell.colorguard.getting whacked in the face.asparagus.green.squishy.slugs.barf.salt.pepper.books.midnight in austenland.cellular device.spellcheck.knee intching. swimming.freezing cold.warm.arizona.mail.come yet?not gonna check. eating food. magazines.awkward people.knee still itching. pants. annoying.need to go to bed. need music.piano.canon in d.david sides.boss.mason rogers.schools.homework.tosh.math.ugh.new teachers. eh? sports. yeah baby.need award from townsend still.megan tew.three?options.press 1.when you are finished recording you can hang up or to leave a call back number press 7.

i learned today i have a phobia of talking. ya laugh hardy har. kaylie tolman has a phobia of talking.
well i do. i dont order my food. i dont order over the phone. i dont like talking to the person sitting next to you in the movie theaters. i dont like asking for help. or directions. dont like asking questions in class. dont like giving talks in church. dont like giving lessons to 5 year olds. dont like talking to crowds. dont like having to do the leadership pledge over the PA system when i dont even know the whole pledge. ( ya i know..awkward)
other phobia-not being able to see my feet. dont like walking through tall grass. who nows whats in there.... dont like swimming in the ocean. why you might ask. its the ocean, everyone likes swimming in the ocean. well you see, i read about these things called sharks. ya you might have heard of them. they live IN THE OCEAN! where they can easily bite off your little leg that looks oh so very yummy.
another phobia-rolling up a sleeping bag. seriously, that is my worst enemy. i try rolling up one of those things, and i get the huge buildup of anger and anxiety and frusteration and the stupid thing wont roll up. so then i light it on fire and i feel better afterwards.
sidenote-i dont really burn the sleeping bags. we wouldnt have any left if that was the case.

ya. i think im done. i dont think i have any more phobias. besides spiders. spiders are of the devil. no joke.
but im finally physically tired. now my brain is happy.
night.
my knee still itches

The Adventures Of Ben Creepman

   

ben is oh so tired of packing. 

   

 trying to pass the time.... 

 

finally! leaving! so excited! 

 

thirsty. cool cups 

 

looking out at nevada i think... 

 

sassy giving him kisses. she adores him..."kaylie! can i hold ben? can i snuggle with him? kaylie! bens hungry!" you get the picture 

 

drawing on the whiteboard! 

 

jamming to my ipod. surprised the ipod lasted the entire trip  

 bored....hanging out in whatever that thing is 

 

gas station! stretching....getting out of the car....people looking at you funny for being in your pajamas at 11 and taking pictures of a bear..ya. normal day 

 

sitting...waiting for the car to be filled up. 

 

ANGRY BIRDS!! FUNNEST GAME EVER!!! 

 

waiting in line for traffic to move... 

   

 another gas station.... 

 

IDAHO!! yes! it was sooo cold! 

 

oregon...also cold. cuddling with the sas 

 

ITS GREEN! and theres trees!....weird... 

 

oh snap! we are in washington! and there was a HUGE lake we drove next to...and it was cold and rainy  

 excited to be in washington. on the highway/freeway. whatever. on the road

on the FERRY!! also very cold! but we obviously survived since i am posting this blog.

looking out the ferry window! the water looks pretty

looking out to the water 

 

ben, sas, me, and my aunt who doesnt like being called an aunt. well then its me, ben, sas and amanda. ya. on the ferry. it was raining. or sprinkling. either way, water was dropping from the sky.

the power of media

scottish people are beast. they are amazing. they are up there with english people no joke. i think the power of media is crazy. you could post something, like i am, and somehow people love it and it becomes something you wouldnt expect it to come.