Sometimes this mom gig just sucks, other times I laugh until I cry and maybe pee my pants just a little.
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Johnathen and his buddy Jackson on the way home from school:
Jackson "dude are you going to be a cop in Mapleton?"
Johnathen " I don't know where I will work"
Jackson "well I am going to be a super hero in New York City, because that is where most crimes happen and that is a FACT!"
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Severin " I want milkie milkie chocolate milkie in the Piss Ass cup" That would be the Princess cup
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Severin when trying to guess how old Grandma Sue is on her birthday:
Sev: "grandma you Fourteen"
Grandma "so how old is Grandpa?"
Sev: " twenty"
Grandma: "So how old is mom?"
Sev. "FIVEteen"
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On the way to school one morning Johnathen reads the time on the Marquee:
J: "8:53 good we are not late"
N: "You are a SMARTASS Johnathen- or ASSES what ever it is"
Me: ( surprised but not shocked) "Neleh that is not a nice word you shouldn't say that ok"
N: "ok but he was being smart"
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