Just in case anyone comes this way....

Just in case anyone makes it over here for whatever reason and might want to know what, exactly, I'm selling on Cafepress, here's some reminder links:

Nerd/Computer humor:

• Support for Tech Support http://www.cafepress.com/techsupporthell
  My shiny permium store. Includes several designs:




• "The customer is usually stupid"


• "will support computers for good coffee"


• 'Anyone who thinks "the customer is always right" never worked in tech support"


• "I abuse Internet protocols for fun and profit"


• "I read fluent typo" (New design!)


• A whole set of Wii-related designs (removed by Cafepress as being "unofficial merchandise")


• RiotNrrd http://www.cafepress.com/riotnrrds


• Hell's House of Handbaskets http://www.cafepress.com/thehandbasket

Political/Sexual:

• New Mexico, Land of Entrapment http://www.cafepress.com/entrapmentland


• Lesbian League of America, Men's Auxilliary http://www.cafepress.com/lesbiansma


• Polly's Polyamorous-but-not-Slutty Store http://www.cafepress.com/butnotwithyou


• "Technically, I'm looking at MYgirl ... " http://www.cafepress.com/mygirlyourgirl


• Straight Rights Now http://www.cafepress.com/dieyouslut


• Impeach The Mother Fucker Now http://www.cafepress.com/impeachalready

Completely random:

• I finger hacked your mom. http://www.cafepress.com/fingerhacked


• "I take the bus, so I don't have to drive with you people" http://www.cafepress.com/itakethebus


• "I'm Too Educated To Be Organized" http://www.cafepress.com/2educated2bx

These are all under the rubric of Ninth Circle, my non-existent web-design non-company.

I will make new designs on request. I'm not a great graphic artist, so I mostly do text stuff, but I can probably do some simple artwork. Of the above, at least seven were "on request" designs from other people (RiotNrrd, Land of Entrapment, I take the bus, I'm too educated, LLAMA, I abuse Internet protocols, and fingerhacked). "My girl, your girl" was inspired by a story told to me by djsparkydog, but the rest were out of my imagination.

Yes, I do usually mark up a bit from Cafepress' base prices. I'm not out to make a lot of profit, just enough to pay for my premium store (techsupporthell) and save money on Cafepress stuff for myself. Pretty much, that's what it gets me. I can pay for the store and once, just once, got a check from them for all of $30.

Yes, I will occasionally put together large orders for local peeps to save on shipping. I can also order at cheaper rates in bulk, if you're interested in selling them in person and want actual inventory.