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from the 'detour' dept. [Aug. 23rd, 2008|04:39 pm]
Captain Yossarian
This blog has permanently moved to freevirusesandspyware.com. Yes, that URL is correct. :)
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Is there anybody out there? [Mar. 21st, 2007|11:25 pm]
Captain Yossarian
[Current Mood |curiouscurious]
[Current Music |Twilight Singers - Annie Mae]

Just curious if this still comes up on anybody's radar. As always, it's been a crazy year (almost) since I last wrote anything to this LJ page. Can't really give any details here, but off and on I consider writing here again if anybody actually sees it.  :) 
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from the 'what-do-you-call-a-sunny-day-in-seattle?' dept. [Apr. 26th, 2006|10:12 pm]
Captain Yossarian
Sunday was gorgeous here (pushing 70 degrees!) so we decided to get out for our first real training ride of the season. We were both guessing we'd do 30 miles, maybe 40, but wound up doing 50! We went from Redmond right into downtown Seattle and back. It was a great ride (albeit a bit far!), and I was able to help somebody with a broken chain because I happened to have my chain tool with me. Very good, all in all, I'm looking forward to more good rides this summer as we train for our next MS150. We'd been planning on doing the Seattle area ride, which looks pretty cool, but I found one in another state the other day that may be better. :)
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from the 'it's-pretty-much-my-favorite-video' dept. [Apr. 15th, 2006|10:14 am]
Captain Yossarian
[Current Mood |amusedamused]

This is pretty funny, I assume it was part of BillG's 'back to school' tour thing he did last year, going around and speaking at universities. I doubt it will make much impact getting future grads to pick Microsoft over Google, but points for effort. Check out Bill Gates and Napoleon Dynamite.
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from the 'life accelerator' dept. [Mar. 26th, 2006|05:19 pm]
Captain Yossarian
Last year, Shannon and I were joking about how many things had happened to us in just a few months:

  • I graduated from college (finally).
  • We got married.
  • I got a hot job at a company where I've always wanted to work.
  • Shannon bought a new car, her first since 1993.
  • I bought a new car, my first new car ever, after not having a car of my own for four years. (We shared that car Shannon bought 1n 1993 until she sold it last summer.)
  • We moved to Seattle, a place we'd both said we'd like to live before.

It was just a funny condensation of experience: a group of things that would normally take place over several years all happened within about six months. So the joke was that all we needed to top it off would be to buy a house within the year. Well...that's happening, too!

We've been looking for a while, and on Friday we looked at a place that had just come on the market the day before. We'd seen a bunch of places that we weren't particularly impressed with, especially for the price. (Houses are expensive around here!) We'd actually found one a few weeks back and made an offer, but got scooped by somebody else at the last minute. So on this one we jumped and made a good offer immediately, and they accepted it yesterday! Our closing date is a month away, and we'll have a real house. How totally surreal.
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from the 'is anybody out there?' dept. [Sep. 26th, 2005|08:15 pm]
Captain Yossarian
Here's a random question for anybody that might actually look at this (probably nobody anymore). Yahoo music has a commercial out with a spaceship going around beaming up little computer cartoon performers--does anybody know who does the rap song in that commercial?
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from the 'seduced by the dark side' dept. [Aug. 9th, 2005|09:23 pm]
Captain Yossarian
[Current Mood |happyhappy]
[Current Music |Comedy Central]

I really, really like my job so far. Is it perfect? No. But I like it anyway. I like the place, I like the people, I like the project, and I feel like I'm part of something worthwhile. I've never been happy at work before--it's weird. I don't mind getting up in the morning and working a full day. In fact, I kind of look forward to it.

And Seattle is really growing on me. Today I went to Trader Joe's, something I'd sorely missed from Chicago and Santa Fe. Turns out there's one about a mile from where I work.

I got my mountain bike put together and tuned tonight; there's a trail literally about 100 feet from my building. Hopefully I can go out and hit it soon.

Oh--and another random thought. I'm not sure how good the search results are yet, but Amazon's search engine A9 has some pretty damn cool features. The user interface, at least for searching multiple sources, is really slick.
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from the 'labor' dept. [Aug. 3rd, 2005|10:18 pm]
Captain Yossarian
[Current Mood |happyhappy]
[Current Music |Comedy Central]

I love my job so far. I'm sure it's going to get more frustrating in the next few weeks as I really delve into the code, but so far I really like it. Good money, good people, cool product, new car, great apartment (close to work), and Seattle is really growing on me fast. I'm a little surprised about some things--like the fact most of our work is done in a command-line environment, not something this company is known for--but not at all about others, like the geeky stuff that makes me laugh written on whiteboards in the hallway. I really feel like I belong here, it's weird.

Here's something I wrote after my first day, but couldn't post because I didn't have internet access at home yet.
Today was my first day of work in almost a year. It was amazing how natural it all was, how easy it was to fall into things. Of course, it helps that when I showed up there were two brand new 3.2GHz Pentium 4 (dual core, I believe!) machines, still in the box, waiting explicitly for me. My last job it was all hand-me-down stuff--if your manager had time and cared enough, he could scrounge something up. Actually, after being there a while you were better off scavenging on your own; as soon as somebody left, the first person to their cube (well, with enough seniority) could take any good hardware they had. Which wasn't much. But a 17" CRT beats a 15", and a 750MHz box beats a 300. Oh, and you never know when you might find a memory module that will fit in your machine. Pretty sad stuff for developers, though it gave me a lot of time to surf the web waiting for stuff to compile. ;)

So I got my two new boxes, plus I inherited one from the previous tenant of my desk, along with her ergonomic keyboard, wireless mouse, speakers, chair, and a 17" CRT. Ok, not too bad. Not thrilled with the CRT, but the hardware is nice, so I'll deal, hopefully only until we move (my team is scheduled to move to a new location in about a month). Lo and behold, my manager brings--with nary a hint from me--a brand new 19" flatscreen, also in the box, 'to save room on your desk.' Oh, and a KVM switch and more memory for one of my boxes have already been ordered. At my last job, even getting another 256MB of memory meant a requisition and months of waiting. One of my colleagues just went to Best Buy and bought it himself because it was so cheap, and so much faster than waiting for the company. I held out, because it pissed me off that a company expense should have to come out of our paycheck. Anyway, the lack of memory meant even longer compiles, and more time to surf the web. If they want to save money by cutting stupid corners, I'll make up for it. ;)

At any rate, the whole thing just went so smoothly, I felt totally comfortable there. No hand holding, but people there to solve problems as they arise. Resources for hardware, software, books, whatever I need. God it's nice working for a place where they have their shit together, or at least seem to so far. Oh--and the programming guidelines document I read today about project stages was a fucking riot--I'll have to see if I can put some of it up. And I think I might have actually exclaimed 'right on!' a few times while reading the programming style document; every bit of it, formatting, organization, and advice was something I agreed with and pretty much matched my style already. At my last job it was kind of a losing battle to get anybody else to write standardized code. Oh--and source control was another battle I had to fight, but won because it was important enough for me to rock the boat. And my boss was happy to have somebody backing him up finally. ;)

There's still the small detail that I haven't actually started working on the project itself; today was all standard preparatory stuff, and I'll have more of it tomorrow. But by later this week I should actually be diving into the project and learning more about it. I'm still pretty excited, though there are some warning signs for sure. Still, nothing like my last job, and as far as I'm concerned, all the hardest stuff--what it took to get here--is already over.
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from the 'if-you-have-to-ask' dept. [Jul. 24th, 2005|11:31 pm]
Captain Yossarian
Costco is fascinating. I read a very interesting article a long time ago (in Fortune, maybe? I'm not sure) on their typical demographic (vs. Sam's Club, in particular) but I'd never been a member or actually looked through their website until recently. The store is pretty great, for a number of reasons (frozen Ahi steaks--yum!), but the website is particularly intriguing. For example, how about: Atelier De Cannes by Pablo Picasso, Original Crayon Drawing 1958 for, get this--$129,999.99. It's pretty funny they pull the 99 cent/dollar trick on such a high ticket item, but the real shocker is that Costco is even selling such a thing. Well, ok, maybe it's an oddity, right? For art, you might be right. But look at this: 6.06 ctw Emerald Cut Diamond Ring Platinum, for a whopping $119,999.99. And that's just one thing I pulled off their jewelery list--they have many, many, more high ticket items for sale. Apparently, Costco has a very affluent customer base, based on the article I read and these sorts of items.

It's kind of become a game with me; when I walk into Costco, I look around at the people around me and think about their household income, and how they fit into Costco's demographic. Well, and then I get whatever I came for and know I'll have no hassle returning it if I need to. Like today I bought a cheap FM adapter you can plug into an MP3 player, or even directly plug a USB drive into, and I knew if I hated it, no problem. Turns out it should be great for what I wanted--listening to audiobooks. For music, it's not so good, but no surprise there. Oh--and it's even cooler with my new Altima because it plugs into what used to be the cigarette lighter, and the Altima has a second one inside the armrest storage unit, so the thing can always be plugged in and out of sight. I'm really impressed with that car so far. I may be going back to get a GPS unit I saw there today.
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from the 'unmanned drones' dept. [Jul. 24th, 2005|09:18 pm]
Captain Yossarian
[Current Mood |amusedamused]

Ok, $20 for a remote control Hummer at Costco may be one of the best purchases I ever made. Millie (our dog) loves remote control cars, and this one can go pretty much anywhere. (Plus it was cheap enough I don't really care if it gets trashed going through grass, wet grass, or totally flipping over going up and down curbs.) She'll chase it until the batteries run out, providing quite a bit of entertainment to me at the same time. And it's a great doggy workout--she's really panting by the end. Too funny.

And I'm really liking my car, no buyer's remorse whatsoever. (Well, once I went over the paperwork and did a little research to assure myself I didn't get screwed--I was pretty careful at the dealership, but it's hard when you're by yourself, and doing it for the first time--though I'd done enough research on the process to know what to expect.) This car is an automatic, and a four cylinder, but I still have to be careful not to peel out from a stop; it's got that much torque! Plus, for having as much power as it does, it's supposed to get pretty good mileage, so I feel like it's a good balance. Though I found out yesterday there's a bus line that runs right by my apartment complex to across the street from where I'll be working, so I may well take the bus most of the time, but it'll still be nice to have a car.

I feel like I'm in some sort of dream, and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
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