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Mar. 4th, 2008

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Last entry, 61 weeks.

That's like over a year. o.O And man has this interface changes. I'm afraid to click anywhere for fear of doing something unfortunate.

*click* "You have just destroy the internet. Good job."

Just my luck.

Nov. 20th, 2006

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That crazy weather

I'm wearing a long-sleeved shirt, a light long-sleeved sweater, my jacket is draped across my legs, a heater is pointed right at me roaring at full speed and I'm still cold. Where am I? Work, where else. Where the air leaves the vent at a constant 62 degrees and the motto is, a happy worker is a frost-biten worker. Frosty would be right at home. Penguins are drinking coffee in that back and I just believe someone died from exposure. They were wearing short-sleeves. Fools.


One of these days, people will come into work and the air conditioner will be so beat to shit, they'll spend hours trying to figure out what it originally was. And there I'll be, in a nice Hawaiian T-shirt and shorts, looking just as confused as everyone else.

Nov. 17th, 2006

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Today's news

It will be announced today that Thanksgiving will be renamed Prechristmas thereby officially allowing stores to begin decorating for Christmas as soon as Halloween ends.

Nov. 15th, 2006

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(no subject)

Today's horoscope: Good fortune will come to you when you stumble upon a Genie. Unfortunately, in order to get your wishes, he'll want you to rub something other than his lamp.

Jan. 25th, 2006

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Try Jesus

Today on my way to work I saw someone with the "Try Jesus" bumper sticker. And I thought, "Yeah, I've tried him. But the Easter Bunny tastes better."

Oct. 26th, 2005

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Hard enough to cut through diamonds...

"I started having an affair with a younger, supersexy coworker (editor comments: yea, riiiiiight.) about two months ago.

I was very nervous and had tremendous anxiety about going to bed with her.
Sure enough, the first time we tried I could not perform. I felt worthless and could
not believe that I blew an opportunity to be with a woman so incredibly beautiful.

I decided to get some Vjaagra online http://www.aloraplud.com and give it a try.

The next time we were together things were wonderfully different. My cock was hard enough
to cut through diamonds..."
I even used it to smash rocks and small appliances...


I think we just found something harder than diamonds, and what luck, it's everywhere! Of course, I have no need nor desire to cut through diamonds or poke holes into the wall. If I were a woman, I'd be scared.


*scene: It's dinner time and the roast needs to be cut, but alas, there are no knives.*
Woman: "What ever will we do!?"
Man: "I'll cut it." *pops a pill, whips it out and starts cutting the roast*
Woman: "Thank you Vjaagra!"

Announcer: Another happy customer!

Oct. 10th, 2005

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Happy Columbus Day

The 1492 "voyage of discovery" is, however, hardly all that is
at issue. In 1493 Columbus returned with an invasion force of
seventeen ships, appointed at his own request by the Spanish Crown to
install himself as "viceroy and governor of [the Caribbean islands]
and the mainland" of America, a position he held until
1500. Setting up shop on the large island he called Espa–ola (today
Haiti and the Dominican Republic), he promptly instituted policies of
slavery (encomiendo) and systematic extermination against the native
Taino population. Columbus's programs reduced Taino numbers from as
many as eight million at the outset of his regime to about three
million in 1496. Perhaps 100,000 were left by the time of the
governor's departure. His policies, however, remained, with the
result that by 1514 the Spanish census of the island showed barely
22,000 Indians remaining alive. In 1542, only two hundred were
recorded. Thereafter, they were considered extinct, as were Indians
throughout the Caribbean Basin, an aggregate population which totaled
more than fifteen million at the point of first contact with the
Admiral of the Ocean Sea, as Columbus was known.



Eat me.

Sep. 13th, 2005

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Calm the **** down!

Does alcohol work on cats? I need to do something to calm him down.

Update:
Let me explain where the comment came from. Yesterday, I was sitting in front of the computer minding my own business when I see the bag of fuzz (a.k.a. Vicious) in my peripheral vision get ready to do something he shouldn't be doing. From the bookshelf that he has now "declared" his home, he lunged about three or four through the air, onto the desk and slide across it until he hit me. Vicious then jumped off the desk and ran out of the room. >.> <.<

This morning, while getting ready for work, I pulled out my stereo and set it up on in front of the window so I could listen to the morning radio show. This time, I watched as Vicious moved to the edge of the desk, built up his little confidence (cause he's still a wittle kitten) and jumped through the air onto the stereo, turning it off. /sigh. Apparently he wasn't a fan of the show.


I guess my little guy is a jumper.
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Help!

I need this translated into boy, stat!

Hand Wash Cold
Separately With
Mild Detergent
Do Not Bleach
Reshape And
Dry Flat
Dry Clean


-apessos

Sep. 5th, 2005

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It's 3:53AM

What are you doing right now?

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