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The community is dormant, and has now been closed to new members. I'll leave it up in case any existing users care for the archive - 2009-2011 were really quite fun for anyone who wishes to delve into it.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

https://www.dec.org.uk/

To fit the requirement for a question:

Will you donate to official charities assisting Ukrainian refugees and IDPs?

Slava ukraini!

I'm watching The Kindergarten Teacher

Do you remember the name of your kindergarten teacher?

There's been a psychopath living downstairs who waits until he thinks I am sleeping, then he bangs on the wall directly below where I am.  This has been going on for over 4 years.  It has been injurious to me because I am disabled by CFS.  That's the backstory.

The owner of the house threw up his hands, because of this trouble, and decided to sell the house.  (Now I must leave soon, which will be very difficult for me).  He has the house on contract to be sold by a date in October.  I am wondering if it is possible for him to break the contract?

I would prefer to buy the house than to end up homeless.  I might be able to pay the same price as that offered.  And, I am considering coercing the guy, suggesting I have been looking at a law suit for all the harm that he, and the management company, have allowed upon me.  (I have a detailed log of these incidents from the man downstairs, my complaints, etc., covering years of abuse).

I am just wondering if it might be possible for him to break that lease, somehow?  If not, I can quit this diversion and get on with packing.  Note: I am Illinois.

(I'll be reposting this to some inactive LJ legal community).

is Jennie Garth doing porn yet?

What are you willing to do to gain immunity?

Have you ever used a tanning bed?

Whats the temperature in your house?

What do you plan to do during the Coronavirus Apocalypse?



Vacation indoors?  Join the Peace Corps?  Cuddle up with Defoe's, "A Journal of the  Plague Year"?  Loot and pillage?  Dine with zombies?  Inbreed?  Bake?  Go to movies completely alone?  Meld with a virtual reality video game?  Sell candles?  Say your prayers?  Overdose on lysine and zinc?  Become overlord of miscreant mutant scavengers?  Sleep?- ?

Can you guess what this is?

This scribble spells, "Jake Gyllenhaal", according to Jake Gyllenhaal.

What is the most breast you have ever shown in public?

How do you eat the tits?

What subreddit would this work in?

Do you wrap or bag your Xmas gifts?

do you keep the eggs in the door or on a shelf?

when was the last time you had waffles?

Does any othet species have females that will suck on the males penises until orgasm?

I was meant to celebrate a work accomplishment with my best friend and her husband tomorrow, but she had to cancel (for completely understandable and valid reasons). 

Any ideas of how I could celebrate instead?

I don't have a baby sitter so I can't have a big night out. But it would be nice to do something special to mark the occasion.

Do you read while sitting on the toilet?

What is a tongue punch in the fart box?

Would you want one?

Who will win?

http://webm.land/w/VaIT/

Have you ever put panties on a vacuum cleaner?

What is an appropriate punishment for slicing a pizza like that?

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/waitress-stiffed-tip-735-takeout-order-fired-complained-facebook-211452391.html

Should she have been fired?

Do you tip on takeout?

After putting up with snails in my main tank for a while I finally decided that I'd try a new substrate. So when it came time to clean the tank I did a complete tear-down and replaced the gravel with black aquarium sand. Things did not go well. A lot of details and a few pictures under the cut.( Read more...Collapse )
Anyone have any ideas as to what might be wrong? Is it the substrate like I've started to suspect? I've tried looking online and nothing I've seen has mentioned this stuff being dangerous. Something else that I haven't thought of? I tried to add as many details as I could think of but if there is any other info that you might need to help me just say so and I'll try to answer as best I can.

I know fish aren't like a dog or a cat but I still hate to bring them home and watch them die.

I have about 10feet of vegetable garden with nothing planted in it yet.

I've already got tomatos, corn and sunflowers and pumpkins on the go.

What should I put in now?

http://games.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2017/en_CA/

Why haven't you submitted a March Madness bracket yet? Are you just chicken? bock bock bock BWAK

the group you want to join after creating your bracket is AMA NCAA

Who is Li and why is his bowl so super?

Pick 3 celebrities or otherwise well known individuals. Youtubers are not celebrities. Don't make me smack your ass.

Your score will be their (100-their age)/(the # of people who picked them)

ie you'd get jack shit for Betty White. You might do ok with Justin Beiber.



I'll lock this pool at the end of this week. Someone remind me in 2018 to add it up.

What was the deal with that hobbit and that ring?

How often do you change your nipple jewelry?

How are you celebrating #WorldAIDSDay ?

What is the best way to wish a fucking commie turncoat arrogant abandoning cuck prick a happy birthday?

Have you ever, or would you ever, wear a pants or shorts with a word printed across both ass cheeks?

What phobias (irrational fears) do you suffer from?

[I imagine this is actually a good spot for a trigger warning. If reading about you phobia would set you off, you might want to not open this post.]

How far are you from Chistchurch, NZ?

More often than not, in a year in which the US holds a Presidential election, the winner is almost certain to be named as Person of the Year in Time. considering the magazine's requirements that the PotY be whoever "for better or for worse...has done the most to influence the events of the year", the question now lingers:

Even if Clinton wins the election, would that qualification still suggest that it would need to be Trump who claims the title?

Debate away!

If it's teamed with rainbow or velvet pants, would it be clear that one is wearing a Trump supporter shirt ironically?

http://i.imgur.com/sjQ2C2c.gifv

Do you think that 4th bunny is just sleeping?

Is it ok to bully a rapist?

thinking primarily about that douchenugget swimmer from Stanford who didn't get nearly enough time in jail. There seems to be quite the social media bullying campaign going on.

Do expensive hotels have dress codes or anything that requires guests to maintain an image?

I'll be having what will surely be my one and only stay at a Hilton hotel at the end of the month, and I'm really curious about whether my usual attire of velvet and tie dye will get scorned.

If you were going to join a collective of animals what would your collective group be?

I'm joining a romp of otters