Theresa

Theresa, from the games Fable, Fable II, Fable III and Fable Journey, is a Seeress. Specifically, the best damn Seeress you will probably ever meet ever in the entirety of your life. And she knows it. She can foretell what will transpire in your future, what has happened in your past, and the inevitable end of your life as you know it.

Thus, she is the worlds biggest, least impressed bitch with the biggest amount of control issues ever. She is more than just a little used to people listening to her and taking her very seriously at this point in her life, and generally has more than just a small helping of sass for those who decide to cross her. She's a calm, if somewhat cranky, very serious old woman with a very dry sense of humor and a touch of bitterness about her.

She's also one hell of a swordswoman and spell slinger, though at the very least she isn't totally immortal and impervious to damage anymore.

She's also very, very blind. Don't ask how she functions with no cane or service animal, you'll get some really weird, reality defying answers.