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Jan. 13th, 2004 | 08:25 pm

FRIENDS ONLY. leave a comment if you want to be my friend. comments by strangers are screened if that makes you feel any better. it makes no difference to me.




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conus gloriamaris, the glory of the seas. if you should ever see one of these scuttling around on any walks along beaches, resist temptation and leave it alone. it makes a cocktail of venom from its victims, resulting in one of the deadliest poisons used by any creature known. it shoots this venom out with a little harpoon dosed with the toxin. although the little harpoon does not reach far, one can not guarantee that picking up the shell can be done in such a way that guarantees safety.

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Jan. 8th, 2004 | 07:01 pm

screw you guys, i'm gonna watch caveman.

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Dec. 18th, 2003 | 08:16 pm

CLICK HERE TO FEED AN ANIMAL IN NEED.

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Dec. 9th, 2003 | 04:43 pm

calvin and hobbes snowman humor

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Dec. 8th, 2003 | 11:11 am

remember the millionaire that just got off for dismembering someone in galveston, TX?

on two separate occasions in the past 2 days, people on one boat in galveston bay found a head in a plastic bag, and people on another boat in galveston found chest with a headless body in it. i've been wanting to go beachcombing lately.

today's opposite day!

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Dec. 8th, 2003 | 08:59 am

procrastination will be the death of me.
i make fun of you
humor at expense of all
make fun of me too

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Dec. 7th, 2003 | 12:07 pm

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." - Harry S Truman

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Dec. 7th, 2003 | 12:03 pm

"The clitoris is pure in purpose.
It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure.
The clitoris is simply a bundle of nerves:
8,000 nerve fibers, to be precise.
That's a higher concentration of nerve fibers
than is found anywhere else in the body,
including the fingertips, lips, and tongue,
and it is twice... twice... twice the number in the penis.
Who needs a handgun when you've got a semiautomatic."


- from Woman: An Intimate Geography, by Natalie Angier
- quoted in The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler

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Dec. 6th, 2003 | 08:12 pm
music: a warm place ~ nin

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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You will die by:You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date:May 14, 2045
Number attending your funeral?159
How much will you leave to friends and family?$308,272
Created with Imagequill18's MemeGen!

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Dec. 5th, 2003 | 04:33 pm

DAMN OYSTERS

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