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November 4, 2008 Nov. 4th, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
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Yes we can, yes we have.

Oh give me a friggin' break. Oct. 8th, 2008 @ 07:52 pm
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How can anyone possibly still be "undecided" about their choice for this year's presidential election?

Seriously. Does anyone really expect to glean any *new* information in the next 27 days? What the hell are you waiting for... an invitation from both candidates to go get some cocktails?

If you haven't come to a decision yet, you're either willfully ignorant of the issues or you're outright lazy.

I'd tap that Aug. 29th, 2008 @ 11:21 am
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080829/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_veepstakes

So McCain has chosen a running mate. Gosh I wonder why it's a woman.

The article above is worth clicking, if only for the unfortunately worded first sentence.

"John McCain tapped Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin"

Heh. I can see the viagra endorsements now.

...OH GOD MY EYES

Join me, and we shall rule the galaxy as father and son! Aug. 10th, 2008 @ 09:58 pm
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I can't believe I'm saying this. Aug. 5th, 2008 @ 07:45 pm
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Honestly, I never thought this day would come.

But... Paris Hilton, ftw.

See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com
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And now Dr. Michael Debakey has died as well.

I hope Dad thanks him for giving him the chance to live another 30 years.
» ...
Dad died.
» Do it. NOW.
Do this:

http://eventful.com/performers/P0-001-000000067-4/demand

And if you're email squeamish, do this:

http://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/index.html

And more importantly, if you're more socially connected than I am (I'm looking at you, um... everyone), then go forth and spread this more effectively than I could.
» Where the fuck is everyone tonight?
I feel like I'm stuck in some crazy kid's cornfield.
» Alas, poor Engr. I knew him Horatio... he hath borne me in his helicopter a thousand times...
MANAGING PARTNERS/SOLICITORS
E.STEWART ESQ. SUIT 14
1 East End Square Warrington,
SW1Y 4PD LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM.

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.
Luther Klein, I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter returned
undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email
address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that Late Engr. Luther Klein
made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($7,500.000.00 USD) to you in
the codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and
unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled
man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were
recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you
good.

Engr. Luther Klein until his death was a member of the Helicopter
Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He had a
very good heart and was a philanthropist. His great philanthropy earned
him numerous awards during his life time. Late Engr. Luther Klein died on
the 13th day of December, 2005 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is
now ready for execution.

According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities
and to help the poor and the needy in our society.
Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back
to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
I hope to hear from you in no distant time through the email address
below.

Email:barrister_edwardstewart_esq005@yahoo.com.hk
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Edward Stewart Esq.
Managing Partners/Solicitors
Office Line: Tel: +44 703 195 7038
Direct Line: Tel: +44 704 576 2865


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