BASEBALL CARD VANDALS

Decent jokes on worthless cards, posted fresh daily.

Like a Vice President, for example. Or a Secretary of State. A Speaker of the House, perhaps.

I got you, babe.

The face aquatic.

Deuces.

I got next.

Got a couple'a couches, sleep on the loveseat.

The wetter the better.

The incredible stink.

Wake up, sheeple.

The National Pastime.

Carry the news.

Google it.

I’ll see you in court.

Can’t beat the real thing.

Makin’ headlines.