Flies are insects everybody loves to hate; especially since our most frequent encounters with them are a germ-ridden houseguest, a trash can writhing with larvae or a sharply painful bite from the more bloodthirsty varieties, some of which are vectors for disease that will kill more human beings this year than any other force of nature.
Most species in this vast group, however, are quite harmless to humans, and include some of the ecosystem's most essential insect predators and plant pollinators. Furthermore, while scavenging flies harbor all manner of bacteria on their hairy bodies, their feeding habits are our first line of defense against organic waste, as maggots eliminate more disease-ridden carrion each day than all other terrestrial scavengers combined.
These tiny black flies are a classic gag item, usually sold in packages of at least a hundred and sometimes in glow-in-the-dark plastic.
This larger rubber fly is an antique dating back to the 1960's. It includes an elastic string, presumably to lower it on onto unsuspecting heads.
Another, smaller example of a "variety pack" fly, this one opts for the common tactic of wings and thorax in a single transparent piece. I like the coloration of this one, you'll notice most toy flies are merely black.
Not much to say about this guy except that he's another antique, dated 1970! I've had flies in varying sizes with this exact shape, very cheaply designed.
One of my favorites, these small flies are made from very soft rubber with a suction-cup underside. They also come with blue eyes, an unusual trait.
This is definitely the most real-looking fly I've encountered. At a distance you might actually fool someone with this thing.
Another roughly life-sized fly, very detailed but with unusual painted wings, rather than separate pieces.
Large and nicely sculpted, but only sold in stretchy, bean-filled form. These kinds of toys always look nice, but I'm not fond of the way they attract dust. I keep these in ziplock bags, because I am seriously nerdy enough to care that my rubber bugs are in "mint" condition.
Another favorite of mine, this is a very sturdy plastic fly containing liquid candy, part of the same series as the "Bug Factor" items on several other pages here.
Having decorated the dashboard of every car I've ever driven, this "Buzzin' Bugs" housefly has seen better days, its brilliant red eyes and clear, sturdy wings forever warped and burnt by the horrible rays of the sun. Before its mechanisms were completely fried, the button on its back would light up its eyes and vibrate its body.
This medium-sized fly with attached, transparent wings is typical of the flies you can find in bags with various other insects.
MOSQUITOES
The first rubber mosquito I've ever encountered, this stocky and well-sculpted bug is unfortunately losing one of its wings. Like one of my rubber mantids, it came on a batter-powered base with lights and sound. The back of the package suggested that a flea was available, but I've never found it.
This tiny, realistic mosquito came in a bag of various other bugs, but most of them were much larger. As you might have heard, it is only the females of certain species that feed on blood. The males (and in many species, both sexes) are herbivores, and very important pollinators.
This mosquito comes in a test-tube full of slime, and has been sold at walgreens during the Halloween season in both 2007 and 2008. I really like that it's in a biting position, with wings folded. It is definitely the most anatomically correct of my three mosquitoes.
Another life-size imitation, these are sold in large bags at the dollar tree around Halloween. They're quite realistic, but have only four legs. We are to assume the missing pair is hidden by the wings, which would often be the case in a real fly, anyway.
Another average-model fly that came in a bag, but I really like the red face and white mouthparts. It has a lot of character.
This BIG latex fly was mail-ordered from Archie Mcphee! It actually seems to be made of rather delicate materials and the wire frame inside is almost impossible to position the way you want it, but it's a great-looking item.
You may recognize this giant bendable mosquito from 2007's Halloween collecting blog. I really wish the head and mouthparts were more proportionate, it had potential to be quite cool with a little more accuracy...that nubby little beak isn't punching through anyone's skull anytime soon.