Despite the inherent coolness of their alien appearance and gruesome lifestyle, parasitic arthropods are very hard to come by in toy form. In the real world, they come in a mind-boggling variety. Everyone is familiar with fleas, ticks and lice, but how many have heard of the wingless flies that dwell in the fur of bats, or the minute earwigs that infest giant African rats? Though they range from insect to arachnid and beyond, I'll be using this page to document all of my parasite toys, the majority of which come from the same set.
The only realistic bedbug I've seen in plastic. These true bugs hide in nesting materials of warm-blooded creatures (such as matresses) and emerge at night to feed on blood.
The underside of this figure says "chigger," but it looks nothing like an actual chigger and everything like a soft tick. Regardless, both are arachnids in the subclass Acarina, the mites. Soft ticks generally prey upon birds or bats.
Here we have the infamous "crab louse," the only animal recognized as a sexually transmitted disease. This species was originally a parasite of gorillas, possibly transferred when ancient humans hunted and fed upon the great apes.
Like their crabby cousins, head lice were once adapted to the bodies of a non-human primate, in this case the chimpanzee. With very different hair on our heads and bodies, we humans are the only mammal to host two different forms of louse.
One of my only toy fleas, which is sad, since fleas are aesthetically my favorite insects. Once considered an order all their own, the Siphonaptera, recent studies suggest that fleas are actually a very deviant group of scorpionflies.
This is labeled "deer tick," but the color and pattern is entirely wrong. Regardless, this is a figure of a "hard tick," which prefers the blood of mammals and has a more exposed head than the "soft ticks."
One of my favorite bug toys, you couldn't ask for a more accurate scabies or "mange" mite. These nasty little beasts dig tunnels through the skin of their hosts, leaving behind a trail of eggs and feces, the source of the itch and hair loss.
This is labeled "dust mite" and a part of the parasites set, but dust mites are in no way parasitic. They are also eyeless and colorless, but it seems the manufacturer decided to improve where evolution left off.
This is cast from the same mold as the phony "deer tick" above, but in a more pleasing color scheme and squishy, translucent rubber with a suction-cup underbelly. It came in a bag of various other suction-cup animals, even a bat.
This tick came in a blister-pack with various spiders and beetles. I've actually had this since I was seven years old. Incidentally, ticks are the only animal that I fear encountering in person, which borders on an out-of-control phobia :)
Parasites from the "Museum Quality Replica" Collection:
Parasites from other sets:
My only other toy flea, and a favorite overall possession! I got this from the Smithsonian Natural History Museum back in early grade school. The colors really bring out the lifelike details of this armored bloodsucker!
Another soft-rubber repaint with a suction cup, this mite accurately lacks eyes but is no less garish.
"Pulverlice" is one of the Real Squish Bugs, a toy line of rather questionable ethics, but a very cool collection of exaggerated, grotesque insects and arachnids! I love how this one gives a perfectly louse-like impression without looking much like the real thing.