Though best known as garbage-eating, sewer-lurking household pests, less than thirty of the 4,000+ cockroach species are capable of thriving in a man-made environment, your typical cockroach being no more than a humble forest-dwelling scavenger, munching on fallen leaves and rotting wood with little to no interest in your kitchen cabinets.
Even the few "pest" roaches have been rather unfairly judged, as no substantial evidence exists for their supposed disease-carrying capacity. Unlike flies, they are equal-opportunity foragers and not especially attracted to decaying, dirty environments. A cockroach is only as germ-ridden as the house it wanders into.
Though a bit more difficult to come across, I have almost more varieties of fake cockroach than fake spider. As personal favorites, I'm going to try and include every single mold that I have, but there is little to say about the majority of these.
I rarely see toys of wingless cockroaches, though there are many species that lack wings at maturity. This little guy is also very finely detailed.
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I have only one of this roach, which is made from very hard plastic. My others are all made from soft rubber, and usually came in entire bags.
Another of those "stretchy" toys that I try not to expose to dust..
A much larger wingless cockroach, very lifelike except for its coloration.
This great-looking, harder plastic roach came in a test tube of slime.
Of all the life-sized, soft rubber roaches, this one has the most lifelike detail and nice, sturdy legs. I have around a dozen of these, and all of them came from an arcade at Six Flags in 2002. You could say they're sentimental, even.
This variety came in six-packs as "totally GROSS!" party favors. I love the solid body visible through the transparent carapace, just like the real thing.
This flat, floppy rubber cockroach came with this amusing package art and instructions.
Another candy-filled "bug factor" product. These also come in the typical dark brown of cockroach toys, but I thought I'd show the cooler green and yellow variety.
This soft suction-cup cockroach is another candidate for the most real-looking. It somewhat resembles Blaptica dubia, the orange-head roach commonly raised as feeder insects for tarantulas, scorpions and various reptiles.
This big roach is made from hollow, flexible plastic and contains a very loud squeaker!
This hard plastic roach is shaped to flip through the air if pressed down and released.
I wasn't sure if I wanted to include this or not; it's actually an accessory to the villainous Scumbug from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toy line! Its blinding neon orange coloring refused to come out on my digital camera.
"Poached Roach" is one of the Real Squish Bugs, a toy line that appears to condone my least favorite behavior. Nevertheless, it's a pretty cool-looking monster, even if it looks more like a cricket than a cockroach.