Directed by Stephen Sommers
From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos.
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje Christopher Eccleston Lee Byung-hun Joseph Gordon-Levitt Sienna Miller Rachel Nichols Ray Park Jonathan Pryce Saïd Taghmaoui Channing Tatum Arnold Vosloo Marlon Wayans Dennis Quaid Grégory Fitoussi Leo Howard Karolína Kurková David Murray Kevin J. O'Connor Gerald Okamura Brandon Soo Hoo Christopher Akers Fabrice Baral Michael Benyaer Peter Breitmayer Michael Broderick Elena Evangelo Mark Hames Jacques Frantz Wayne Lopez Show All…
Kate J. Sullivan Bart Barbuscia Christopher Fuentes Benjamin Edelberg Noelle King Jeff Markwith Patte Strong-Lord Geoff Hubbard James O.F. Hewitt Joseph Hiura Gary A. Lee John Berger Jille Azis
Boyd Shermis Rhonda C. Gunner Gregory L. McMurry Bryan Grill David P.I. James Bernd Angerer Greg Butler Emma Phillips Bryan Hirota Chris Harvey Dottie Starling
Matt McColm Clay Cullen Erik Rondell Shauna Duggins Josh Tessier Eugene Collier Kathy Jarvis Sophia M. Crawford Jessie Graff R.A. Rondell Marcus Young Hank Amos Victor Winters-Junco Monty L. Simons Brian Simpson Marcus Salgado Debbie Lynn Ross Larry Rippenkroeger Carrick O'Quinn Jeff Podgurski Ken Moreno Anthony Martins Jake Lombard Don Lee Dave Macomber Wayne King Horace Knight Jr. Larry Lam Keanu Lam Brett A. Jones Michael Hugghins Charles Ingram David Hugghins Chuck 'Chaz' Hosack Jody Hart Jimmy Hart Michael Gaines Michael Hansen Brennan Dyson Kevin Derr Richard Cetrone Mark Chapman Pavel Cajzl Michael T. Brady Jennifer Caputo Paul Borne Jeremy Fitzgerald Mike Majesky Justin Riemer Stuart F. Wilson Mark Vanselow Greg Tracy Aaron Walters Riley Harper Thomas Robinson Harper Bridgett Riley Tad Griffith Jeff 'JJ' Dashnaw Diana R. Lupo Ronn Surels Conrade Gamble
Per Hallberg Karen Baker Landers Lee Orloff Scott Millan David Parker Leslie Shatz Tom Bellfort Chris Jargo Glenn T. Morgan Christopher Assells Dino DiMuro Dan Hegeman Peter Staubli Jon Title David Werntz Hector C. Gika
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really nails that action figure thing where the simplest shit in the world (good guys vs. bad guys) is the most convoluted shit requiring reams of flashbacks and breathless over-explanation. THE SCOTTISH ARMS DEALER IS SHOOTING NANOBOTS AT THE EIFFEL TOWER! JOES, ASSEMBLE!
If you could distill the essence of Mountain Dew, Axe Body Spray, and old Hasbro commercials of the 1980s, and then turn that essence into a movie, the result would be G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
Also, as far as I’m concerned, putting molded lips on Snake Eyes’ mask is a way sillier choice than putting nipples on the Bat-suit. Why would you put lips on the mask of a guy who never talks?
Storm Shadow... 🫦
Total amount of credibility points accumulated in 37 years of being a movie moron with no social life: roughly 200k.
Me after seeing this film:
'Ohmygod!!!!!!!! I love it, I love it love it love it LOVE IT!!!!!!!!'
New total amount of credibility points accumulated in 37 years of being a movie moron with no social life: roughly 0
Total amount of 'not giving a fuck' points: 2.000.000.000.000
THE MOST AWESOME DUMB MOVIE EVER MADE!!!
Also, Brendan Fraiser.
Pretty good idea to use a dumb action figure brand as a way of meditating on the plasticity of humans; our ability to repurpose and reinvent ourselves. Can't help but wish it was directed/executed a bit better. Still, fun if you can get on its trashy wavelength.
I don’t really have a strong opinion of this either way except that Snake Eyes with lips on his mask is actually nightmare fuel
what on gods green earth was that
Action!: The Campy, The Violent and The Plot Twist - Sommers' Camp
At the moment Baroness points out to a woman standing in a crystal door and tells her to run, looking back and telling her how good her shoes looked, that was the moment when I started to think how awesome will Sommers be as a director in an MCU movie. Seriously, why hasn't Feige brought this man out of retirement.
As for the movie itself, it was just as weird and overblown as I had been led to believe. It's almost 120 minutes of extreme cheese, camp, and it's very entertaining in many ways. This is one of the few films where Sommers did not write the screenplay,…
Disappointed by the lack of Pork Chop Sandwiches!!
It's no secret that this is a dumb action movie and I don't think anybody's deluding themselves otherwise, so the only real question is whether it succeeds at what it does.
In terms of sheer percentage of time spent on action scenes it might be unparalleled. When the movie runs out of things to fight about it simply flashes back to another time where the fighting was plentiful. Even the character development (what little there is) is delivered in flashbacks of other fight scenes. Furthermore, many of the performances are deliciously ham-and-cheese-with-plenty-of-mayo ridiculous (The Bad reprises his role, this time with significantly more ninja stereotype). There's one particularly hilarious moment where one of the resident growly-voiced bad guys dons a…
Action-figure-vaporwave-gloss masterpiece.
The last true 00s blockbuster.
