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The Lifestyle Creator™ Agency

Growth Consulting
Full Service Creative
Audience Building
End-to-End Content
Scaleable Systems
Social Media Management
Digital Media Strategy
Product Development
Killer Offer Creation
Web Development
App Development
Ghostwriting
Talent Acquisition
Lead Generation
Sales Systems
Team Development
Everything Else

Scaling Brands Who Help People With Our Award-Winning Services.

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Ready to Take Your Skills to New Heights with Brain Apes?

Brain Apes is a team of Lifestyle Creators. Who’s a Lifestyle Creator? Someone like you, who leverages their unique skills to build a business, make a bigger impact and live life on their terms.

Being a Lifestyle Creator means turning what you love into what you do. Whether teaching your craft or using it to create value in your market, you’re one of us.

We have a team of verified bad*sses ready for every part of your creator journey.

(Because you need leverage over your time to move the needle in your business.)

→ We create the fastest-growing personal brands using the same resources our founder uses.

→ We know the game and we’re ready to help you win the Championship.

→ We build and run your brand and specialize in Social Marketing Engines.

Turn What You Love Into What You Do.

Let’s Go ApeSh*t

Describe your situation:

    Brain Apes has been evolving for over 30

    years in all areas of strategic growth.

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    our

    Our process is super charged by proven systems, cutting edge technology and data-driven insights…

    process

    …rocket fueled by years of instinctual understanding of business, proven frameworks and strategic, creative problem solving.

    step one

    Identify Your Path

    We Serve Executives and Founders

    From Startups to Industry Leaders, Your Growth is Our Mission

    Brain Apes brings you over 30 years of excellence.

    Whether you’re a budding entrepreneur or an established success, we offer:

    → Done for you services.

    → Tailored growth plans for any brand.

    → Experience from working with the best.

    → An insane network of industry legends.

    step two

    Enjoy Our Suite of Services

    Everything You Need in One Place

    We’re not just consultants; we’re The Full-Stack Growth Agency for executives.

    Our offerings cater to all creators:

    Targeted Audience Growth: Building your dream audience of targeted prospects for you.

    Full Service Creative: Branding, ghostwriting, content, animations, web and app development, we do it all.

    Scaleable Systems & Digital Media Strategy: Lifestyle design meets business and systems.

    Product, Offer Creation, Lead Generation, Sales Systems: Make your business thrive.

    Team Building and Talent Acquisition: We help you find the right people.

    Whatever you need, we have it.

    step three

    Build and Grow Together

    Lasting Success with Brain Apes

    Your Skills, Our Strategy; A Partnership That Thrives

    Join us, and let’s turn your skills into a thriving business. We offer:

    → Flexible Month to Month Options

    → Prepay Discount Incentives

    → Killer Agency Partnerships

    With 30+ years of experience and a full range of services, we’re your one-stop solution.

    Whether you need coaching, creative services, development, or more, we have it all.

    Contact us today, let’s create the business, the life and the freedom you deserve.

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    conscious creation is a process

    …a primal connection that empowers us to adapt and thrive in changing environments with intention and clarity.

    It’s an evolving, iterative approach to growth—harnessing creativity, going beyond limits and becoming UNIGNORABLE by pulling the levers that scale and drive business success.

    Book Your Free Strategy Sesh Below

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    More Profit, More Freedom, More Lifestyle

    Book a FREE Strategy Consultation NOW:


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        Terms and Conditions

        The Legals

        We sell consulting and coaching packages as services with done-for-you components.

        • Commitments:

          One time consulting sessions are no commitment. Monthly services are a 4-week commitment. Quarterly services are a 12-week commitment. Yearly is a 52-week commitment.

        • Renewals:

          Monthly renewals occur every 4 weeks from the date of the initial payment. Quarterly renewals occur every 12 weeks from the date of the initial payment. Yearly renewals occur every 52 weeks from the date of the initial payment.

        • Cancellation:

          All payments are final and non-refundable unless specified otherwise by a guarantee. If you wish to cancel the renewal of an upcoming service, please notify us via email (jordan@brainapes.com) at least 72 hours prior to renewal, and we will cancel the upcoming charge with a smile.

        • Termination of Service:

          As the service provider, we reserve the right to cancel/discontinue services at any time. If we terminate a client’s service due to insubordinate/disruptive behavior that compromises the intended nature of providing impactful results, we will keep the payment for services and remove them from our client roster indefinitely. If we terminate for any reason unrelated to the client’s behavior such as terminating a service offering, we will provide a prorated refund for the amount of unused days of service.

          Examples of insubordinate/disruptive behavior include but are not limited to failing to perform agreed-upon duties, such as not completing/reviewing required creative briefs or not responding to us timely.

        • Release of Liability:

          By engaging our services, you hereby agree to release, indemnify, and hold harmless Brain Apes, LLC, its affiliates, officers, agents, and employees from any and all claims, liabilities, damages, and expenses (including attorney’s fees) arising out of or in connection with our services or consulting. In the event of any issues arising from our services, we commit to providing support to resolve disputes, utilizing our private network of industry and platform contacts to assist you where possible and applicable.

          All disputes arising under or in connection with this agreement shall be resolved exclusively in the jurisdiction of Brevard County, Florida, USA.

          By proceeding with our services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to the terms of this Release of Liability.

        • Data Protection and Privacy Compliance Notice:

          In our commitment to ensuring the utmost security and privacy of your data, we strongly encourage the sharing of passwords and sensitive account information through secure sharing services such as LastPass, Dashlane, or similar platforms where advanced security protocols are in place. These services provide an added layer of protection, ensuring that your credentials are encrypted and accessible only to authorized individuals.

          Please note, sharing sensitive information via unsecured methods (email, text messages, etc.) increases the risk of data breaches and unauthorized access. We cannot assume liability for any compromises that occur as a result of non-compliant sharing practices.

        • Currency Declaration:

          All prices are in USD.

        • Accepted Payment Methods:

          We accept all major credit cards through Stripe, our secure payment processor. All payments are handled securely and compliantly. We also accept bank and wire transfers, with a preference for Wise bank transfers for low/no-fee exchanges.

        • Support:

          If you need support, please email jordan@brainapes.com.