-That I would be married by 20.
-That I would have my 4th baby 5 days after my oldest turned 5.
-That I would drive a mini-van.
-That I would weigh over 120 lbs.
-That I would be one of those mothers that contribute to the screaming kids in Walmart.
-That eating out would be going through a drive through.
-That date nights would be once every 6 months.
-That my perfume would be baby puke.
-That a push-up bra would be my best friend.
-That I would go from a young women to a middle aged women so quickly.
-That you catch yourself saying things your mom said that you swore you would never say to your children.
-That not beating your children would be such a challenge at times.
-That my house would be a mess.
-That my best friends would be my family members.
-That I would yell at my children.
-That I would have twins.
-That I would have 3 1/2 year olds that are not potty trained.
-That my mind and body would go into shut down mode by 9pm.
-That naps would be a luxury.
-That I would be watching/listening to Playhouse Disney or other children's programing ALL Day!!!
-That Friends would ever come to an end.
-That I would be lucky to eat a warm meal.
-That showering everyday would take precise planning and timing.
-That pregnancy wasn't a walk in the park.
-That labor was actually more painful than you could ever imagine.
-That my body would ache at all times.
-That I would have arthritis's.
-That kids would start fighting at such a young age.
-That Santa doesn't have unlimited funds.
-That your mothers curse would come true..."I hope you have a child just like you."
-That you would wish the mothers curse upon your own children.
-That coloring on the walls is in fact a big deal.
-That when children come in the house from playing outside or being at school, you finally understand the smell that your mother complained about is a true thing.
-That leaving the door open lets in flies and lets out the paid for air.
-That a king bed is necessary.
-That the most action you get in a week, could be kissing your husband goodnight.
-And most of all and finally that money does not grow on trees.
Well I hope that this was a fun for you to read as it was for me to write. I want to challenge you to think of all the funny things that you thought how life would be or you said you would or wouldn't do.
