This last week was a little difficult. Well I guess Friday was. I'm a stay at home mom. That's my job-I stay at home and feed my kids, make sure they are safe loved and happy (the last one is kind of optional cuz it really depends more on them). You get the jist though. We go to parks or clean the house, I wanna say I teach them-and I know I do-but it's more through example than through the sit down learning method. Kyle once asked Claire what she wanted to be when she grew up and she said a mom (YESSS!!!). Claire's response to the follow up question, "What do mom's do?" was
"They make bread and pizza and make cookies..."
I'm glad she has picked up on that. We also wipe bums and noses, clean rooms and some of us even grow human beings inside our tummies! But I digress.
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| She thought she was in trouble... |
Friday was a pretty normal day. I wanted to go do something outside because it was pretty nice. It was warm but cloudy so the sun wasn't deathly. We have one of those sticky fly papers hanging in our garage and there was a bee stuck to it. I was so sad for it. For some reason bees have been coming into our garage. Not wasps, not hornets but honey bees. It was still alive, the butt and legs were stuck so I put on my gardening gloves, stood on a chair and helped it off the sticky paper. Poor thing. I stuck in some shade so it could clean itself off and not get toasted.
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| but I just laughed |
Then I had an idea! A while back, Claire had decided to climb on the counter just below some of this fly paper and got her hair caught all in it. The packaging says to use vegetable oil to remove the sticky stuff so I coated her head with our cooking oil and it came out like a charm. So. I ran inside and grabbed our spray bottle of canola oil and lightly sprayed the bee-to help it out a little. The bee squirmed and wiggled a bit but I knew the oil would probably come off a lot easier than the glue. I returned the oil back to the house and when I came back the bee had curled up and died.
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| 'member I said we had a fly situation? |
I was pretty sad. I mean it didn't have much of a chance being covered in glue, but I was worried I might have done something. I tried to look up information about bees and oil on my phone but the internet had gone down. (Upon further research later that night, I found that diluted canola oil is used in some
natural pesticides for the garden. Woops.) Jack was pretty upset because it was
FREE DAY FRIDAY where he doesn't have to do anything to earn TV time but Netflix was not working. I unplugged the router a few times and it still wasn't working so I told Jack shucks and that he should ride his scooter outside. Needless to say-he was ticked. I told him there was nothing I could do, but I'm pretty sure he did not understand that because....

He came outside to play with me and Claire and Kate, only after locking all the doors to the house so we could not get back in. So here we are, it's one in the afternoon. No water, no diapers, no internet and I can't get into the house. I.Was.Mad. This wasn't the first time I've been locked out of the house by Jack but it was the first time it was done on purpose. I tried calling Kyle a few times to no avail, I tried texting. I didn't have my wallet so I couldn't just go to a gas station or kill time at Walmart. I was wearing a shorter skirt so we couldn't go on a bike ride. Kate was starting to get fussy and tired. I made the executive decision as head of house to drill through the doorknob. So after shards of metal and a lot of scolding, we got back into the our house and measure have been taken so that does not happen again. Jack also has lost some priviledges (don't worry-he can still wear comfy pants but he cannot watch shows) until he has "paid" for a new door knob with pom poms (the kids earn pom poms to pay for rewards and prizes like tv, etc.).
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| Glad to have found my baby |
What a day RIGHT? But it wasn't over. After we got inside I asked Claire to bring in some of the toys that were in the front yard. She happily obliged and went out to do it. However, she did not come back in. After I was done talking with Jack I went out to find Claire and all the toys were still in the yard. Naturally I thought she must have gone to a friends house so I checked the first house. Nope, not there. Second house. Nope, haven't seen her. Third house, I knocked on one of her little friend's doors but no one answered so I continued around the neighborhood. After about, I dunno fifteen minutes I was starting to panic. It was one of those moments where I started talking to myself to keep it together but I was really freaking out inside. I could not find Claire. These situations make me wish I never watched Dateline or 20/20. I asked one of my neighbors if she'd seen Claire and she hadn't. She got her kids to run over to a park nearby to check if Claire had gone there, then my neighbor friend started knocking on doors. I checked back at my house just in case I had missed her coming home or she was in the bathroom and I hadn't realized it but Claire was not there. When I came out my neighbor friend had found Claire. I was so relieved and cried pretty hard as I hugged Claire and lectured her on how she had to always tell me where she was going. Turns out Claire was at her friends house. the third house I checked where no one answered. I am so grateful for friends who drop everything to help a panicking mom.
The rest of the weekend was pretty lame. The usual. But I'm excited for the upcoming week because my whole family is gonna be in town and we're gonna get pictures taken and have our Fisher Family Reunion 2015 (I imagined an announcer saying that all cool like). It'll be pretty sweet, I know the kids will be excited to play with their cousins.
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| Kate being...Kate. |